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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

In this contest, your entries must contain everything but the kitchen sink. Specifically:

The words "everything", "but", "the", "kitchen", and "sink" must appear in your comic, in five different text boxes, clearly in that order reading left to right.

What do I mean by "clearly reading left to right"? If all five of the words appear in dialogue boxes, the boxes must be in proper left-to-right order, not necessarily consecutively ("everything" must be in the leftmost of the five, etc.) Or, one of the words may be used in a narration box; if this is the case, the four dialogue boxes in the other two panels must be used for the other four words, so there is no ambiguity in the ordering.

Clear as mud?

You should otherwise have plenty of leeway to be funny. Judging will be sometime Sunday evening in North America, early Monday morning in Europe, and midday Monday in Australia.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-08-01 8:26am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

I'm never taking one of your classes, man.

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What others say about boorite!

11-08-01 8:29am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

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I'm never taking one of your classes, man.
Aww, it's not that hard. But...

You folks:loop::Tobor:corn

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-08-01 8:35am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

My excessively complicated entries:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Five times in one comic!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Everything IS the kitchen sink...']

I never read anywhere in the rules that the letters in the words had to be consecutive.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

11-08-01 9:35am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Oops, I messed up the first comic. Here is the corrected version:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Five times in one comic REDUX']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

11-08-01 9:40am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'Everything Butt']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-08-01 9:47am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC78: To The Last I Grapple With Thee']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-08-01 9:55am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC78: Exciting And New']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-08-01 11:04am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest Entry: Tobor's House of Ass****!']
If this one made sense, it'd be sure to win.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-08-01 12:17pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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11-08-01 2:27pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: I should be PUNished for this']

I also forgot that we're allowed non-consecutive uses of the words, bring my total in that one comic to nine uses of the phrase.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

11-08-01 7:18pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Misogyny']

Sadly, I know people like these...

11-08-01 8:15pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

Member Rated:

No! Not the "hidden words" approach!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Heavily Contrived Hidden Synchronicity']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

11-08-01 8:31pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

Member Rated:

Oops! That's "ugly morning ..." D-oh! Anyway, here's a slightly less contrived entry:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: with 77cc of CC 77']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

11-08-01 9:06pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

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Introducing someone who's got heavy metal coursing through her veins; a new bass player for Limp Bizkit: Chen Ho Park's little sister, Kim!

You sir, are truly a blasphemer, and to use my character for it, makes you the worst of them all.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

11-08-01 9:09pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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That was so utterly contrived , it HAS to win.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

11-08-01 10:20pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC78: Time and a Half and Half']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-08-01 11:28pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

Member Rated:

This is guaranteed to win. I followed all the rules. See you can plainly see "all" "your" "base" "are" "belong" "to us" incorporated into the strip.

[Click to view comic: 'WE WILL SAVE YOU MONEY!!!']

What do mean "everything but the kitchen sink"?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-08-01 11:31pm (new)
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lemur68
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

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Oops! That's "ugly morning ..." D-oh! Anyway, here's a slightly less contrived entry:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: with 77cc of CC 77']


The thought of someone exclaiming "FATALITY" when they win at Battleship sends chuckles through me.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

11-09-01 1:30am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC78: Crazy Tobor's']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-09-01 4:11am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

Member Rated:

I'm my own worst proofreader. Here is the corrected version:
[Click to view comic: 'CC78: Crazy Tobor's']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-09-01 4:17am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Puncore']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 78: Housecleaning']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

11-09-01 7:54am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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[Click to view comic: 'WE WILL SAVE YOU MONEY!!!']

Is it just me, or does it look like Dan needs some sun?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

11-09-01 8:34am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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11-09-01 9:03am (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

Member Rated:

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[Click to view comic: 'CC78: Crazy Tobor's']

THAT'S JUST CRAZBY TALK!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-09-01 12:51pm (new)
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