Hello and welcome to CC 383. To commemorate the passing of a true legend of Nerd-dom, Mr. Gary Gygax the Co-Creator of Dungeons and Dragons, I ask you to show the world what scary levels of Geekdom can achieve. Perhaps it's an obscure joke known only to people using a hexadecimal language, a delicious pun based around a level 15 Orc shaman named 'Gorbad the Red'; or even the consequences of spending too much time locked away in a windowless environment building and painting a 28mm scale model tank. Whatever you choose the rules are thus:

1) Be funny.

2) New comics only please.

3) Series are good things but not a necessity.

4) Judging shall commence in about a week - I aim to do it some time on 15th day of March.

5) Where an explanation of WHY something is funny, please provide it or use the words 'Lesbian' or 'boobs' in its place.

[Click to view comic: 'Game Night']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

El_PhenYou bastard. I would have had this contest won already if not for that rule. :P

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wow. Now we know who the uber nerds of this site are.

Um... I don't play video games, don't have the slightest clue what anything pertaining to D&D actually means, have never read a single comic book, don't watch anime, hate RPGs, and never played Warcraft or anything like it. I used to play Magic... like ten years ago. I'm not sure I'm qualified to enter this contest.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

theburninator

 Well, do you know sports results dating back to 1981? Do you know more than twenty uses for hummus? Do you catalogue your DVD collection by Genre, Director, Year THEN Alphabetically? Can you make the photocopier in work reduce the copy size by 35%, print double sided, collate and staple? Do you know someone that does?

 All the above are signs of nerd-ishness in my opinion. Failing that make a 'Rain Man' gag. That usually works

HCRoyallYou bastard. I would have had this contest won already if not for that rule. :P

Fine, we'll D100 it (with a +10% modifier for Chaotic Good characters), you get more than 87 and we'll talk.

[Click to view comic: 'Luke Rhinehart's the D&D Dice man']

[Click to view comic: 'Game Night']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Gygaxian']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

theburninator

 Lamer.

 Anyway...

[Click to view comic: 'Gygaxian 2']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Sorry about the multiple posts, but by the time I put one up, I've thought of another one.

[Click to view comic: 'Gygaxian 3']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 383: The Sad Life We Live *Sigh*']

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

El_Phen

Well, do you know sports results dating back to 1981? Do you know more than twenty uses for hummus? Do you catalogue your DVD collection by Genre, Director, Year THEN Alphabetically? Can you make the photocopier in work reduce the copy size by 35%, print double sided, collate and staple? Do you know someone that does?

All the above are signs of nerd-ishness in my opinion. Failing that make a 'Rain Man' gag. That usually works

Um... nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope. Damn. Guess I'll go with Rain Man.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

theburninator

Well, do you know sports results dating back to 1981? Do you know more than twenty uses for hummus? Do you catalogue your DVD collection by Genre, Director, Year THEN Alphabetically? Can you make the photocopier in work reduce the copy size by 35%, print double sided, collate and staple? Do you know someone that does?

All the above are signs of nerd-ishness in my opinion. Failing that make a 'Rain Man' gag. That usually works

Um... nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope. Damn. Guess I'll go with Rain Man.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Game Night']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What's sounds boring to me is a game that has about 83 million rules, and apparently no point, and no end.

Being said, here are some music nerds:

[Click to view comic: 'A Discussion on Dylan (CC 383)']

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1803']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 383: Nerd Contest (1)']

theburninator

Ah, pro sports.

I'm guessing you don't read, either.

[Click to view comic: 'RPG: Really Pathetic Geek']

[Click to view comic: 'Game Night']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 383: Nerd Contest (2)']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 383: Nerd Contest (3)']

NeoVid

Ah, pro sports.

I'm guessing you don't read, either.

Haha, no. I hate pro sports - I watch a little baseball now and again, but it's not really my thing. But I do read a lot - as a matter of fact, I'm an English major.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

theburninator

 That's nothing, I'm a Welsh Lieutenant Colonel!

if anyone wants to see some Scottish Privates, let me know

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