You know you want to. I'm the annoying one that pisses everyone off.

~alison

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I'm back.

The annoying one? What about Deisel, fuck, mankyman, Gnu Guy, ElTigreMask2k, wenisinfurs and wirthling, to name but a few?

Well fine then. I'm one of the most annoying ones. Happy now?

~alison

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I'm back.

No. That is a gross overstatement.

Have you read the majority of the other threads I've posted? I think a lot of people would care to differ with you...

~alison

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I'm back.

Belive you me, when i got here i had a big fight with Bunnrab and i realy dont remember how it started...

but now im ok since i changed my quote.

I'm more or less in a big fight with everyone right now... People either tolerate me or hate my guts and wish I would die. Or at least that's my guess...

~alison

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I'm back.

When I first came here I was one of the most hated newbies of all time. But I turned it all around for the better. Alcyonae doesn't really annoy me at all. Now Deisel theres an asshole for you.

Hang around for a while... You'll grow to hate me...

~alison

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I'm back.

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Hang around for a while... You'll grow to hate me...

~alison

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With that kind of attitude, yes people will hate you. Confrontational displays of self-pity are not very endearing. The more you make a big deal about how despised you are, the more people will be annoyed with you. Just calm down, and don't be offended at every little thing.

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I'm more or less in a big fight with everyone right now... People either tolerate me or hate my guts and wish I would die. Or at least that's my guess...

~alison

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I'm more or less in a big fight with everyone right now... People either tolerate me or hate my guts and wish I would die. Or at least that's my guess...

~alison

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Um... I don't realy think that's so... Is anybody in a big fight with alison right now? Ok, you're fine.

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Drexle is like the "old wise man" that is standing beside the fountain in the computer game "Diablo".

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I'm not going to speculate if that's better or worse than being the masturbot. :)

I'm don't hate you. I thought ladyj was pissed at me when I first got here, but now I know that is just her way.

I've been reading the threads and don't see any indication that anyone hates you. As a matter of fact, you seem pretty well accepted and liked.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Okay guys. I think I'm just gonna go away for a while and hopefully these posts will just kinda disappear... Cuz I'm really sorry for all this shit I started, and I'm not just sayin' that...

~alison

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I'm back.

I would say worse, because that is just how I am.

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[Click to view comic: 'How to tell if you're on LiveJournal or StripCreator']

This is probably a lot funnier if you've spent any time on livejournal.

{explaining the joke}
The stereotype about LJ is the majority of the users are high school kids complaining about their parents and/or prattling about inane topics. that's not entirely true, but there are certainly plenty of LJs out there like that.

As an experiment, I clicked the random LJ link 20 times. My results:

users aged 15-18= 7
users aged 19-21= 3
users aged 22-25= 2
users did not state birth year= 5
a community/webring - 3

{/explaining the joke}

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Damn, don't read my LJ.

Actually, I've noticed that you're right. Although most people on my friends list are complete fucks. Either they post dumbass surveys, which I then have to complete, because my answers are better, or they post about sexual problems with their boyfriends. Hum.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Low blow.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Low blow.

Yeah, maybe I was a bit hasty to include wenisinfurs in that list.

Reminds me of that scene in "Fletch" where Stanwyk hires Fletch to kill him...

Stanwyk: So how about it, Mr. Nugent? You'll be doing me and my family a great service. Will you kill me?

Fletch: (Dramatic pause) Sure.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Argh... Please let this thread die. Please? *begs*

~alison

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I'm back.

sweet baby jesus, say it isn't so, that you haven't been elected queen miss popular of the entire universe by now?
but... but... your technique for winning our hearts was flawless! say 'hi', and then go off on a HUGE FUCKING NON SEQUITER "ooh, everyone hates me, woe is me, everyone in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD WANTS ME TO DIE"...
with a gameplan like that, how can it be that you don't have any friends and have to cut yourself to feel alive?
i don't understand it...
does not compute?

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer