wow. Most of these strips made me laugh hard. I hope ya'll had as much fun with this as I did, egotism aside. speaking of which..
The Lemur memorial Dis-honorable mentions go to the two strips that not only complained about the rules within the strip, but also mis-spelled "yer" and "Francisco", respectively. You know who you are.
also, while I liked Namgubed and LadyJ's strips (more Captain Monosyllabic, yay!), I felt they did not actually fulfill the requirement of making fun of the places I've lived. LadyJ, this may be the first time someone's said you need to be more biting and vicious, but there it is. :-)
The Runners Up:
Kaufman for both "Anagram Anne" (despite the extraneous "b" in Louisiana) and "Press Conference":
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| Hey now, isn't SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA the greatest place on earth? | |
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| No sir - a farcical can of sin! | |
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| Well, hello there, what are you doing in LOUISIANA? | |
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| You made it! At last you're in COLUMBUS, OHIO. | |
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Lara7 introduces herself to the stripcreator regulars ...
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| So, what do you think of the new Russell Crowe DVD? | |
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| "Won't" is an interesting name for a cat. What gave you the idea of using a contraction? | |
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| How do you feel about coming from Louisiana, a state that nobody can spell correctly? | |
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| Aren't you concerned that someone's patella will strike your automobile, and they'll be suffering from art car knee? | |
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| 1) I haven't seen it - I'm waiting for it to come out on 5.25" floppy. 2) Bud Selig suggested it to me. | |
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| 3) Have you seen their literacy rate? No one down there knows the difference. 4) The thought fills me with glee, son! | |
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"Ooh, I lob mucus" sums up the Columbus experience more than you know.
Boorite for the corrected "Round on the ends"
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| Hey, kids! Horse-Faced Whore here to talk about wonderful Ohio! Homesick for Louisiana? Just hold the special FlavorCat over your bedspread and squeeze! | |
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| Voila: Gumbo, Columbus style! | |
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| Ah, the endless, flat beauty of the breathtaking soybean fields. A cute guy behind every tree! And a clear line of sight to the stuff on every porch. | |
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| And for night life, a diverse variety of herpes commercials! Because Ohio is rich in sexually-transmitted diseases. | |
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| Ohio is a just a car or plane ride away from desirable locations! | |
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| Scenic Ohio: The Birthplace of Aviation! | |
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Kudos for managing to make a funny strip under the additional non-pronoun/non-humans restrictions. That, and for portraying my nemesis, the Horsed Faced Whore as the pink donkey. Genius.
KramerVsKramer for his deliciously horrible pun.
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| Hey! Where am I? Last thing I remember is stealing stuff off of some broad's porch in Ohio, and now I'm in this weird place. | |
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| Well, Simon, the thing is you died on that porch. Lara7 caught you stealing her lawn ornaments and had you killed. | |
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| But where is this place? I've just spent the last hour being repeatedly run over by a car covered in 5 1/4 inch floppy disks. | |
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| And all the while, Bootsy Collins and George Clinton have been poking me with sticks and laughing. What's going on? | |
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| I'm sorry Simon, but you're in Art Car Funk Hell. | |
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But the winner is the person who:
Made a joke about Ohio, delivered by a Canadian
Made power newbie jokes without using the word "power newbie"
Coined the word "ArtCat"
And most importantly, in a contest about egotism, put his own name in the strip as well as mine:
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| Gang I think we have a problem. Too many newbies have been winning the comic competitions recently. First came israphael, then lemur68, and now lara7. | |
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| That lara7 is a strange one. You know she once glued floppy discs on one of her kittens and entered it in a ArtCat Show. | |
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| I put in all the known information about lara7 into the Gender Test at TheSpark.com. We only know that there is a 86% chance that she is female. | |
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| Yeah, other parts of her biography sound hinkey too. She says she's from Ohio, but I swear that earlier that she said she was from Iowa. | |
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| I thought she was from Idaho. | |
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| Ohio... Iowa... Idaho... Same damn state, different pronunciation. | |
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Congrats Israphael!
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