today I had four snags and some chips.

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Last night I had:

German sausage

tater tots

ranch style beans

jalepeno peppers

onions

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I had three faggots today.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I ate a zinger burger and some chips and a twister and a potato and gravy. that's enough food for two people but the other person didn't want any so I just ate it all.

I couldn't find a picture of a potato and gravy on the whole internet but a person has interesting kfc pictures here: http://flickr.com/photos/1773/sets/72157594334929934/
including THIS ONE which is a KFC in Swanston Street which is a street in Melbourne!!

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dcomposed

cool beans.

today I ate a quarter pounder and a large fries. it was a great tasting quarter pounder. i give it **** four stars out of five on the burger scale of all the burgers (not just in mcdonalds). usually i would rate a burger from mcdonalds about * or **. i haven't eaten a hamburger from mcdonalds in a while and I know they do it differently now so it may be that they have improved. the fries were good too but they're bits of potato that have been in oil and had salt put on them which is not hard to do correctly.

here are Abbie Cornish and Heath Ledger who are the coolest people in McDonalds.

Since I put this here Heath Ledger has been nominated for a Golden Globe award (I'm not saying that's because of me but I definitely helped). Abbie Cornish has never been nominated for a Golden Globe but she has won an AFI award for Best Actress in a Leading Role. Heath Ledger has never won a proper AFI award, only International Award for Best Actor twice which doesn't count and means he is bad at being Australian. They were both nominated for AFI awards for the film Candy which is something you eat (the subject of this thread).

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I don't know what the point of that was

today I ate some porridge and a cheese sandwich

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This probably doesnt count since I haven't eaten this stuff yet, but here is an assortment of things I got in a gift bag from an employee:

An orange, mixed nuts, Girardelli chocolate square, Ferrero-Rocher chocolate, then two styles of anti-bacterial hand wash (unscented and vanilla bean).

Have some food, you filthy, filthy man!

If you don't finish eating the two styles of anti-bacterial hand wash can I have them?

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horray for life. boo.

Today I ate half a pizza and half a pasta. I really only wanted the pasta but I had to buy more to get it delivered. I had to have spaghetti because they ran out of fettuccine :( but I still enjoyed it. i got marinara sauce which is a tomato sauce with seafood in it. mine had prawns and scallops. some people (americans!!) make up their own (wrong) meanings for things and think marinara is just a kind of tomato sauce.

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choadwarrior

 Here is how I rate these things:

5. anti-bacterial hand wash (useful but not good to eat)
4. Ghirardelli chocolate square (i don't know what it is so I guessed)
3. mixed nuts
2. Ferrero Rocher
1. An orange (the third best fruit)

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+

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

blueberry muffin

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Batman created by Bob Kane

apple

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dcomposed

They made a Blueberry moviefilm? (Not that I've ever read it, I just know the artwork.)

I think that could easily be mistaken for a faux-Dark Tower psoter

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

If they ever make a Dark Tower movie, somebody's going to die.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

J.J. Abramjew owns the rights, along with Damon Lindelpollack, so I'm pretty sure a Dark Tower series and/or movie is up next after LOST wraps up.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ArtemisStrong

CRAZY DELICIOUS 

I am eating a Bubblegum Quasar Zooper Dooper.

Yesterday I had vegemite toast. Today I had the same but I added cheese.

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ArtemisStrong

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

 they announced the first movie for 2011 with actor/rapper Common in the main role.

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I ate a Shan Jahanir.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I am eating a Snickers. I haven't finished it yet so I can't say it it has satisfied.

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dcomposed

I am finished and it did. I had two pies for tea. One was beef, cheese and bacon and the other was beef and mushroom. They were the last two pies in the shop. Even though one pie would have been enough I got them both instead of leaving one for someone else. There was one pasty left and three sausage rolls. While I was in the shop getting the pies two gents came in for some bread. One wanted to buy some profiteroles but his friend wouldn't let him because he is trying to lose weight.

 Yesterday I had four scones.

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Last night I cooked one of those big Marie Callender's chicken pot pies.  Then I made a pan of white rice with diced onions, diced jalepenos, chili powder, and garlic powder mixed in.  Then I dumped the chicken pot pie into the rice and mixed it around, and ate it with garlic toast.  It was delicious.

I've also started putting sauerkraut on all my sandwiches and it makes them twice as good, sometimes three times as good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.