Wow, some great entries you bunch of perverted miscreants. It was hard to boil it down to a shortlist, but judge I must.
Honourable Mentions deserving of belated service station flowers and discounted chocolates;
Little Rocker - Unwanted Child
Seanator - Redemption
Spudwick - Boos heheh
HCRoyall - The Morning After
backandforth - In all the wrong places
boloboffin - Down on the farm
Runners up; Quick ******* in the carpark but I won't call afterwards
Muffindance - Valentine's Day (I liked number 2 aswell)
backandforth - When Couples Agree
But winner of this competition, who'll receive a quantity of barry white inspired manlove followed by a heavy dose of Rohypnol.
[Click to view comic: 'cc417: Love is never having to say Krzyzewski']
Congrats Mr Mandingo