I have an old comic that fits the rules. But I didn't know whether it was okay to submit old comics. At first I thought I should ask. But then I realized that even if you said no, you also specifically instructed us not to take no for an answer. So, clearly the thing to do is to force my comic upon your contest. You'll read it and like it, or else.
[Click to view comic: 'Not so much']
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!