Oh no you will NOT befoul the memory of my beloved Little Mermaid!!
*It's OK, Ariel, the bad man doesn't really know what he's saying.*
Dont worry, Zaster. Ariel will still be the same Ariel. She'll just have a great big veiny hairy penis...and will want to rape you hard, and unendingly....
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.