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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Santa: Lazy Bastard by HCRoyall
4-30-05
So what's the damage, Earl?
Well, Nick, this is the worst case of Arctic termites I've ever seen. I recommend you shut down the workshop for the next couple of months.
But Christmas is next week!
Should be no sweat, right? I thought you would have made pretty much everything by now.
Actually no. I work each batch of elves to death in a week. It takes me a year just to train up the next batch.
This is why I keep suggesting you go to those efficiency seminars.

Tradition! by HCRoyall
5-02-05
I thought I'd find you here.
Go away. Tryin' t'get drunk...
This isn't the answer, you know. Trying to escape your fear through alchohol is self-destructive behavior.
Yer not th' bosh of mee...
I'm just saying that you can avoid the eventuality of being shoved into an oven if you just stop living in a candy house and eating children.
But itsh a ffffamily tradishun!

Butch and Close Encounters by HCRoyall
11-04-05
Umm...
Take me to your leader. I have come to negotiate peace and bring gifts of advanced technology.
Don't you guys ever receive our television broadcasts?
Constantly.
And you STILL want to give more power to our leader?
Yes. We believe the one known as Dr. Phil to be wise enough to use our gifts properly.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-26-09 11:19am (new)
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up4abeer
Too Big To Fail

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The Toga Bar - Messages by up4abeer
4-09-07
I've tried emailing her, calling her, and texting her. No reponse. Do you think she's avoiding me?
It could be that global warming is disrupting all forms of electronic transmissions.
I hadn't thought of that. I bet she thinks I'm avoiding her.
Then again maybe she's not interested in you or worse she thinks you are a scary obsessed freak.
She sent me a card on Valentines Day.
That was a restraining order.

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Shovel Ready

3-27-09 1:31pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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The Sound of Müselix by Namgubed
4-16-02
Meanwhile, back at the Austrian Alps ...
♫ The hills are alive ... ♫
♫ and they're eating children! ♫
AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!!

Mr. Sensitivity
Look - just because the license plate says you're handicapped doesn't mean you have to drive like it!
  by Namgubed, 4-25-05 

Artists Against Monochromatic Backgrounds by Namgubed
4-30-02
We are the world ... ♫
Oh, shut up.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

3-28-09 11:22am (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180
11-01-08
Come on Randy We're going to go on a magical trip in the most magical car EVER!
We are going to fly to a land where everyone believes we are gods and where people smell our feet and say "mmmmmmm"
OK!
To the Fat Mobile

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180
11-01-08
This isn't very magical.

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180
11-07-08
Right. On the count of three we beat them in the head pummel them into the ground and stab them until pigs fly.
What about the pig up there? Does he count?
Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Go get me that rifle over there will ya.

Mr. ZiggyZooga by Beeko180
12-11-08
Don't you think we should have shut the door before we left?
Don't worry, My Burglar alarm will scare them off.
ug ug ugga ug ug

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

3-28-09 8:49pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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The Night Before Christmas
How did this happen?
  by Beeko180, 11-08-08 

Agent FlonkyStonky by Beeko180
11-02-08
Agent FlonkyStonky is on a desperate and daring mission.
To pee in a bottle.

Agent FlonkyStonky by Beeko180
11-02-08
Shut up kid. We know where you hid the drugs.
So i just got one thing to say.
What is it?
Can I have some too?

When Serious Turns Funny by Beeko180
10-26-08
Imagine sitting down in a candle lit room where the only light is from a small, dull window set on the very top of the wall.
You sit there writing notes and a man comes in picks you by the tuft of your hair and drags you, by your head, as you scream in utter misery.
A gut-wrenching feeling comes acroos your heart wiping away anything that makes you humane. Your stomach sinks into a pit.
You scream in agony as more men come and spread you're arms onto a cross. You scream in even more agony uttering the pain that echoes through the land as they nail you're whole body to a cross.
I still don't understand what this has to do with Jerry Springer.

The Waitress by Beeko180
10-24-08
I doubt anyone here has even seen the movie but.... yeah here it is.
Here's your pie sir.
Yay!
mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm
I'm thinking of a new pie. It's dog doo doo wrapped in pastry.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

3-28-09 8:57pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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3-28-09 11:37pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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If Charlie Brown Were Gay by boloboffin
9-10-06
Would you like to go home with me?
Yeah. No. No. But don't worry...
In an alternate universe, we are going home to have the most amazing sex of your life.
I hate my alternate universe self.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

3-29-09 12:01am (new)
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Humpenstein
Born again virgin

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New comic by Humpenstein
9-19-06
I was sleeping in class today.
My teacher woke me up and asked me how I plan on becoming successful through sleeping.
An hour later I had an A.

Pax: War stories
Friends?
Friends.
  by Humpenstein, 7-10-06 

Demonstration of the inability to make a funny comic...
Hey...fuck you!
Are you fucking kidding me, a talking bench?
  by Humpenstein, 1-18-06 

3-29-09 12:52pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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3-29-09 2:52pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Deploy the Fleet by choadwarrior
5-24-08
How dare you interrupt me in my isolation chamber!
Sorry, master, but the Emperor commands your presence.
Tell him...Tell him... I am busy.
KUUUUUUUH CHAAAAAAH
Lord Vader, are you choking the admiral in there?

Loop by choadwarrior
9-09-07
What happened to you?
I AM ROBOCHRIST! THIS DAMAGE OCCURRED WHEN I WAS DEACTIVATED FOR YOUR BUGS!
So because the humans ripped one robot apart, I can repeat my faulty programming?
AFFIRMATIVE!
That isn't logical at all.
You're telling me.

I'm Lovin' It by choadwarrior
12-16-06
Did you bring anything for the holiday toy drive?
Yeah, I figured these were going to disadvantaged kids who tend to struggle more at school, so I bought something educational.
That's nice, what did you get?
McDonald's playset.
 

3-29-09 7:20pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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3-30-09 8:15am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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Puppy love by lukket
10-26-08
I want you. Now.
What about your boyfriend?
What about him?
He's my best friend. What do I say to him?
"I found her. Can I keep her, please. I will take good care of her."
The last time I asked that, my father had to make a hole in the backyard two weeks later.

Intricate, prehensile, multi-fingered body part by lukket
1-12-08
Um....
I think it's the one on the right.
I recognize that hand from the ransom note.

Lucky? by lukket
8-19-03
Have you heard that Steve nearly died in that car accident.
Yeah. But I think he was lucky.
Lucky? He's paralyzed from the neck and down. I don't think that's lucky.
Well, his insurance paid off so well that he doesn't have to move a finger ever again.
He CAN'T move a finger.
Yeah. Could you get a more bulletproof excuse?
 

 

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troelsea at gmail dot com

3-30-09 11:37am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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Keep em coming. Judging tonight after bar close unless I'm really hammered, in which case I'll judge em Tues after work.

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Kill Whitey.

3-30-09 12:41pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Geeky Sundays IV by Beeko180
9-27-08
During the night.........
YES! OH GOD YES!
THIS IS AMAZING!
I KNOW!!!
YEAH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'M ON THE LAST LEVEL OF THE GAME!
Are you playing with that stupid X-Box again!

Blabbering On by Beeko180
11-23-08
When will the world learn to stop taking their evil minions to the fair and expecting them to throw up on other evil minions.
When will the evil minions come to realise they're evil minions and that they cannot for the love of god put their barbie dolls down and play cops and robbers like all the other good evil minions.
Then there will come a time when all the evil minions and all the evil masters join hands and chant things like spill the blood of the cold hearted worm, spill the blood of the cold hearted worm.

Joe The Pickle in: Arthur and the Minimoys by Beeko180
11-16-08
BANG! BANG! BANG!
WE NEED MORE WOOD!!!!
Oh for the love of god dad! They're only minimoys! what's the worst they could possibly do?!
New York Apartment Block- 3:00 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

The line to the cafeteria at lunch time. by Beeko180
11-08-08
Oh No! Peak hour traffic!

Cannibal Surgery: part 4- The finale` by Beeko180
10-30-08
Wow that was a weird dream. Where am I?
Your in heaven. We had to remove your liver because you smoked too much. The donor was a potato.
I still don't understand! Why'd they have to cremate me?!
30 minutes earlier in the hospital
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What?

[Click to view comic: 'A True Story']

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[Click to view comic: 'Halloween Special 1: For 2008']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

3-31-09 12:06am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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OK. Shit. This one was tough and I don't mean that in a 'I knew all along who was gonna win' sorta way. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit free basing hamsters...

Fortunately a few of the entrants obviously failed to read the rules, thus saving me from having to consider their submissions.

At this point I'm wishing I could name 3 or 4 victors and let the contest be decided by chainsaw duels. But that would be costly and time consuming so I'll just shut the fuck up and pick one already.

Those deserving of a mention:

HCRoyall for 'Santa:Lazy Bastard'. Damn fine comic that man

up4abeer for 'Toga Bar, Messages' That sounds vaguely familiar

LittleRocker for 'Thoughtful Sons' I especially liked this comic because it didn't mention AC/DC. Sorry, couldn't resist. Damn funny comic though

The man, the myth, the legend Mandingo for 'A Boy and His Bike' an almost Dickensian comic

And last but not least Hari_Nezumi for 'Pinky and Mr. Pink' The second one. You know, the one that followed the rules. (although both were good)

And the winner of the incredibly prestigious CC 421 is

 

 

 

evil_d for 'Censorware5' and 'Robots For That'

Seriously good shit sir, take it away!

 

 

 

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Kill Whitey.

3-31-09 12:16am (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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AngryAmerican

 

Shaaaddup.

 

 

>:[

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

3-31-09 1:45am (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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3-31-09 2:51am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Beeko180No you didn't.  He said a max of three comics unless the comics were part of a series.  You posted two different series and more than ten comics that weren't part of a series.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3-31-09 5:08am (new)
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Aylear
Still Alive

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Great CC. Take it away with 422, evil_d.

3-31-09 6:07am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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AngryAmerican

 It's always the wrong week to quit free-basing hamsters.

 

AngryAmerican

Woohoo! Vindication!

New contest will be up momentarily. 

 

Just to give them the recognition: my personal favorites from this thread were seanator's "Hardy har har" and deathtoradio's "Walk the Plank 3".

I also voted "good" on three of Beeko180's "Mr. ZiggyZooga" comics, but you have to guess which three.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

3-31-09 6:50am (new)
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Aylear
Still Alive

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evil_d

Yeah, Walk the Plank 3 is especially great. Good stuff dtr.

3-31-09 6:54am (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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4-01-09 2:47pm (new)
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