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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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To Serve Robot-Kind #108 by ZMannZilla
2-24-12
BobTron is explaining to Jesus Christ why there are no humans to Rapture...
1 LO, for I wish to get this straight, 2 Humanity built you "robots" so that you could obliterate them, 3 And make of them a food product called "soylent green"?
Actually, my father-in-law LeaderTron got the idea to turn people into food, using an old family recipe. You can read the story of our company in this lovely brochure...
1 Is there no living person amongst your numbers? 2 Verily, hath my journey from the vast, distant heavens been for naught?
Well, we did make about 3.7 Bazillion clones of this lesbian bartender, and we keep her kicking around so we can harvest fresh genetic material from her...
1 I shall spare the lesbian bartender and take her to Heaven, 2 But for that which science has created from stem cells, 3 I say thee nay, for My Father casts a blind eye upon scientific advances.
You want to save the dyke and you don't care about what we do with stem cells? Looks like our 21st Century FOX Archives need to be updated.

Jesus' dialogue in this comic is a renewable source of giggles.  I think it qualifies for a tax credit.

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3-13-12 12:04pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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3-25-12 10:57pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me... by Waste_Of_A_Sniper
9-06-03
Look! I can balance a nachos chip with my hard-on!!
How would ya like to dip that chip into my love juice?
Go find your own hobby!

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4-29-12 1:02am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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4-30-12 3:14pm (new)
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evil_d
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8-08-12 2:46pm (new)
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evil_d
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It has come to my attention that r2_d2's comics are underrated.

Men vs. Women, Part I by r2_d2
7-07-05
Why on Earth do you need so many identical red shoes?
They're not all red.  These are burgundy, these are wine, and these are vermillion.
Later That Evening ...
Did you really drink all this booze?
It's not booze.  This bottle was burgundy, this one was wine, and this one was vermouthTwo can play at your little game.
Hey, tomorrow, could you go out and buy some turpentine-coloured shoes?

Why I Can Never Be a Parent by r2_d2
8-14-05
I need to pick up some balloons for a kid's birthday party and—holy shit, is that what I think it is?
You mean this American Soldier-shaped piñata?  Good choice, it's one of our best sellers.
Are you actually suggesting hanging a depiction of a serviceman from a tree, and having children beat it with sticks?
Why? what's wrong with it?
Well, the birthday boy isn't Iraqi.
Look, just be patriotic and buy the damned effigy.

That's Not How They Help by r2_d2
8-20-11
Suicide hotline, Jeff speaking.
I've got a problem here. I got fired eight months ago, and since the unemployment checks ran out, I still haven't found a job.
Well, sir, you have to understand that the economy's been hard for everyone—
—says the guy who's getting paid to answer the phone! I have no prospects. I went in to the garage and started up the truck.
Sir, I can't let you do this. I'm alerting the paramedics right now.
Yeah, well, call 'em off. With the price of gas these days, I couldn't build up enough exhaust to get the job done.

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8-09-12 10:06am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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11-02-12 11:21am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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There's a spate of homework comics on the front page right now, all on the subject of the causes of the Russian revolution.  This one is my favorite:

Nicholas doesn't care by delta6two
5-03-13
I am Nicholas II!
Oh my gosh, are you going to help the economic problems???
Nope

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5-03-13 9:26am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Just found this gem again on the front page:

you are ruining the Feast of Saint Cecilia by FactoryRejects
11-22-09
Why can't I go to church?
You just can't. Now leave.
What if I've changed my evil ways? I've changed my evil ways. I'd like to go to church now.
I'm sorry, it's just not in the bible.
You're not in the bible.
Please leave.

9-22-13 5:48pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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I got a giggle from this going through the non-doner comics

wrong crowd by BUBBA555
10-26-13
woohoo yeah what he said !!!
ummmm hello hey G I think we're in the wrong place
who's the new guys

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

10-28-13 7:28am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I guess this is dated now, but I still found it pretty funny.

Tyson-Holyfield 3 by poobah77
3-08-08
Well Nancy it looks like we may see Tyson-Holyfield 3
With more details on this, we go to our boxing correspondant Andrew West
45 year old Holyfield is indeed considering a rematch with 41 year old Tyson. We've created this computer simulation to predict the results
Which string do I pull for a jab ?
Wait wait, you have no ears. How is this going to work ?

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3-31-14 12:22pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Show and tell. by alexpnd
5-15-06
Show and tell.
This is my pet bat. he hates all of you
hate hate hate hate
uhh very nice peter.
fuck you.
This is jesus. He hates all of you.
hate hate hate hate

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9-11-14 11:58am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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this is HEEEEEEE-larious!

 

Planet WTF: Meanwhile in Satan's Asshole by brycekain
12-09-14
What's this button do?
That was the g-spot.

12-09-14 8:57am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Jesus hleps a sea creature see its tru identity by titaniumsnake
2-23-15
Bro...save me
But I'm just a crab
No u are more than that
I am?
Yeah ur a hermit crab
wtf

Perhaps you too, dear reader, are more than you think.

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2-24-15 8:30am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Time to revive this thread with some recently discovered gold:

RCL no. 2168 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-21-10
There. The serum I injected you with should take effect in seconds...
My dick just shrunk!
YESSSSSS!!!
Um... Where EXACTLY did you get your diploma?
Diploma?

The Reminder by biped
10-03-09
Oh, and...don't forget the horse.
Don't forget the horse...don't forget the horse...
Horse?

CC428: Duck Habits by Scyess
6-25-09
I've always wondered... why don't ducks' feet get cold in the water?
Our feet have a "countercurrent" blood flow that keeps them at a constant temperature. But ask why our penises don't get cold.
Okay. Why don't du-
BECAUSE THEY'RE IN YOUR MOM! HAHAHAHA*quack*
Ask me why ducks don't get invited to parties very often.
Oh, that's easy. Because they're busy fucking your mom, right?

Of Course, Of Course by umfumdisi
1-31-07
You watching the Super Bowl?
Hell Yeah! Who you for?
I'm a horse. I have to pull for the Colts.
Yeah, I'm rooting for the Bears for the same reason.
You're a horse?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

11-12-15 12:19pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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menwithbeardssing by menwithbeards
5-22-15
Have you ever heard baby dragons singing?
No.
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER

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11-06-17 8:28am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Me, Tomorrow. by madeonecomicanddied
11-20-17
After finally snapping and deleting all his social accounts, he retreats to find peace...
At last, the unrelenting madness stops..
it's not enough...
thanks.

Putting this here mostly because of the username.  Is it true?  I don't know.  But if it is, it's already too late, and if it isn't, I hope the author doesn't come back and ruin the illusion.

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11-24-17 9:27pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Cool - as a cucumber by lukket
1-09-11
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Well, I'm kind of semi-famous - at least in certain circles.
So?
I wrote the demands for a Hollywood actress who was into specific Indian food on set.
Oh, so YOU are the Winona Ryder raita rider writer!?

Found this very funny and it deserves to be rated!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

9-05-18 2:08pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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9-30-18 5:05pm (new)
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