Here's a new one by umfum:

1 H1T 1DER F1N

________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm a level 54 stealth archer! Really!

by umfumdisi, 12-20-16

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I thought I added this one already

Toilet Humor by Hatrix 9-25-07

Sir I think there's something wrong with the new Men's room...could you come in here a moment? This doesn't seem right. Whaddya mean? The big one is for guys with a wide stance... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And that one's for uh... republican senate meetings!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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I thought I added this one already

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UnknownEric's:

Worst Announcer Ever by UnknownEric 4-04-18

I AM FEAR!!! I AM THE NIGHT!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Bringing home d_bacon:

Shoulda Used "Fed Ex" by Makin_d_bacon 4-05-18

****************************************************************************************************************** That damned "UBER" elf should have delivered the bomb by NOW! Sorry Mister, I forgot the addr.... ****************************************************************

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

kaufman busted one out!

Brad, I think we need the stainless steel panels by kaufman 5-18-18

Hello, I'm the Invisible Man, doing a public service announcement on the effects of Viagra. Ok, let me pop a few of these pills and we'll see if anything happens. I don't think it's working ... wait a minute,... Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Stretchin_d_bacon

It's Obvious by Makin_d_bacon 12-04-18

***************************************************************************************************************** It's your final check. Your fired! WTF? It's only 10am! Why are you.... ...home so early? What's it look like? I got "canned"!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Snow Wonder 3 by four_legged_tripod 3-05-19

Ha! Now you're a snow woman again! Why don't you come real close, look me straight in the eyes and see what happens? _______________________________________________________________________ You didn't have to shove it so far up in there! You're MY snow woman now, rabbitch!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

A snowman's POV

Groovy! - Another four_legged rip-off! by edoggydog 3-05-19

Tell me what you see when you look into my eyes... Okay, I see- ___________________________________________________________________ I said my EYES, not my chest, dipshit! Oh. Sorry.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

choad stretching one out...

Social Climber by choadwarrior 4-09-19

............................................................................................................. RAPUNZEL! RAPAUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR! Uhhhh I'd like to, but summer is coming up, so I just got it bobbed. ............................................................................................................. ............................................................................................................. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CVS RECIEPT?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Well Blough me down!

Sibling Quibbling by JoeBlough 4-17-19

************************************************************************************************************** OK bro, I guess we're gonna do this! Start up the engine. I got all the doors & windows sealed up air tight. We came into this world together so it's only right that we... ************************************************************************************************************** ...leave this world together, right bro? Leave? Say wha...? ************************************************************************************** You know...die! Suicide! Hey! Come back here, you chicken shit! Suicide? No wonder dad NEVER gives you the keys. Peace out, bro!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

'lunch with a slightly stretched comic.

Stop, Drop and Roast. by atomiclunch 10-25-19

Northern California, October 2019 Gettin' awful dry around here, must be that time of year again. PG&E is sending crews out to shut off power so they don't get sued for starting fires again. Here comes a guy, now! AY! AY! AY! AY! Good to see you on the job! I feel safer alr- AY! AY! AY! AY! -eady... Y'know, ACME had fireproof suits on sale, did I want to spend the money? NOOooOO.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Seen at the Scene by four_legged_tripod 6-03-20

_____________________________________ I saw this woman with her tits out! I then lost control and crashed over there! ________________________________________ He was driving with his lights off so I flashed him my high beams!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Antisocial Distancing

________________________________________________________________________________ It's great to see people social distancing like this! I'm not. I just really hate you.

by four_legged_tripod, 6-24-20

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Star Wars: Episode 3.14159265358979323846: A New Soap

YesLordVaderIDidTheWashAndMaybeIDidThrowItInWithTheBleachableWhites ButWhat'sTheBigDealIt'sOnlyAHelmetAndWhyAreYouDrawingMeInSoCloseAnd ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

by kaufman, 2-20-21

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Alaska On the Move by JoeBlough 4-14-21

This glacier is moving 100 times faster than normal! It is? When did it move last? 64 years ago it moved 4 miles. That's 21,120 ft in 365 days! Which is 5.08 ft. a day? www.yahoo.com/entertainment/glacier-alaska-moving-100-times-165646252.html Yup, but now multiply that by 100 and ya get 508 ft. per day! Hey! You're drifting.... Help me......................................................................!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

This one really is a stretch!

WWWWWWWWW etc.

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by Pandeist, 6-26-21

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

yup by TehDillian : stripcreator

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Damn otto Korrect!