RCL no. 5728 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-30-17

Run it by me again, Neighbor Bob... Okay, Anders... I clench your ball- sack with my right hand, while simultaneously sticking my left index finger in your mouth and tickle your uvula. Is it safe? Which part? Both! Yes, as long as you don't flinch.

RCL no. 5787 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-17

What do you think, Uncle Abe? I think if RCLG strings together a bunch of lame-ass comics in a hurry, he can own the front page of stripcreator, at least for a moment. Let's go for it! NEXT!!!!

RCL no. 5794 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-17

You want me to play baseball with you guys? Yes, Ethan... You're up to bat. But, I don't have hands to hold a bat. You ARE the bat! NEXT!!

RCL no. 5860 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-02-17

...then she told me to finger her pussy and I said, "With what? My penis?" HAHAHAHAHAHA Good times! Enough about my night... How was yours? My wife kicked my ass... AGAIN! Jeez, I wish I could go retaliate on your behalf... Best I could do is bitch-slap her face with said penis!

RCL no. 5884 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-17

I can't believe you chopped off all of Fido's legs! SORRY!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE YOU TWO SOMETHING IN COMMON!! He can't even play fetch anymore! YOU CAN'T THROW A BALL, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM??? Up yours, dickbutt! AT LEAST, FIDO CAN STILL ROLL OVER!!!

RCL no. 5900 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-17

You got the rules of the duel, Schlomo? We each walk 5900 paces and then turn and shoot! CORRECT!!!! But, how can you shoot a gun if you don't have any arms? Doesn't matter... We won't be able to see each other anyway! Come to think of it, today is the Shabbat... I should be at home slurping lentil soup and listening to Barbara Streisand records!

RCL no. 5906 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-20-17

Stare at that painting of dogs playing poker, Ethan... Okay! Are you staring at it? Yes! Ha, ha... Keep looking at it while a crank up the cold... Soon you'll be shivering your nuts off and you won't be able to re-adjust the thermo-stat because you don't have hands! Am I imagining it or is the room getting colder? My nipples are getting harder than the Tommy Lee deep penetration scars on Pamela Anderson's cervix!

RCL no. 5918 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-28-17

Some people think the story about Armless Anders losing both his arms in a freak bandsaw accident is bullshit... But, Overreacting Randolph can testify it really happened because he was there. HE.......WAS...........THERE!!!

RCL no. 5922 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-29-17

Put your hands up before I stab you in the eyes, boy! Ha... I may not have any arms but I'd cock block your attack! It'd have to be a pretty big cock! How do you think I opened the door? Yeah, keep reading that bullshit from four_legger in the comment section while you can still see it!

RCL no. 5923 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-31-17

Halt... One step closer and I'll stab you in your eyes! Who the flying fortress fuckfest are you?? I'm the one who's going to stab you in your eyes if you come any closer! Geez, weren't you listening?? You just try and I'll cock-block your ass! That's the same thing Eyeless Armless Anders said!

RCL no. 5924 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-31-17

Guess how many fingers of mine are poking you in the ass, Roger! Let's see, it feels like only one finger, but it's way too thick to be just one. You must be grouping several together, but how many? Hmmm... Wait, is this Armless Anders behind me? Shhhhh... You'll kill the erection!

RCL no. 5939 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-17

I knew you'd come, Peter... I knew you'd come to save me! Actually, I just came in here to take a dump. I'd offer to wipe your ass in exchange for a rescue, but I don't have any arms! Your hair works.

RCL no. 5940 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-17

It feels GREAT to be back in civilization, Pete! How 'bout I buy you a beer at that tavern over there as a thank you for rescuing me? Nah, I'll pass... Why? For starters, your hair smells like shit! I would wash it, but I don't have shampoo... But, even if I had shampoo, I couldn't wash it because I don't have arms! Thank God I'm able to masturbate with my feet!

Groovy! - MORE What do YOU want for Christmas? by edoggydog 12-17-17

Arms! Arms! Take a wild fucking guess!

RCL no. 6009 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-18

Is it true what they say? What is it they say? That two in the bush is better than one in the hand? It's the other way around, you insenstive son of a BITCH!! So, one in the bush is better than two in the hand? NEXT!!

RCL no. 6134 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-18

♫ Ding Dong ♫ That must be Anders... I hope Ben shows up or will be stuck playing three-handed poker. This is so stupid... None of us have any hands! Well, if Ben comes, he can deal the cards with his one good hand!

RCL no. 6195 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-18

Well..? Do you serve hot donkey cum lattes here or not??

NO...but I can order them! by Makin_d_bacon 4-21-18

Milk, Bread, Dog Food, Toilet Paper, Cookies...... How bout some "forearms"? I could sure use some "forearms, bro! I'll see what I can do, pal! Really? I'd hug ya if I could! But "Ander's Get n Go" was fresh out! ...oh, and some forearms too! Forearms? REALLY? LOOK at me MORON!

RCL no. 6317 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-18

What am I looking at..? The dark roast. And, you want me to what exactly? I want you to pour me a cup, dipshit! With what? My penis? You must be related to that little shit, Elbows Ethan!

RCL no. 6340 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-08-18

Can you teach me how to play pocket pool, Drex? Sure, Anders... First, you put your hands in your pockets. I don't have hands! Ungh. When I was a kid, I sawed off both of my arms in a freak woodworking accident! UUUNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGHH!!

RCL no. 6368 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-30-18

Thank you for bringing me out here in the middle of nowhere, Dan! Anytime, Anders! Why DID you bring me out here? To abandon you here. Go ahead... I'll just thumb a ride home! With what? Your penis?

RCL no. 6397 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-20-18

Looks like we're all alone, Ethan... Does that mean you're going to molest me, Uncle Dave? How is possible he's reading my thoughts before I even think them?? Say, Ethan... Do you have mind reading- Abilities? Yes!

RCL no. 6400 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-24-18

Looks like we're the first ones here, Ethan! Yeah, the stadium is completely empty, Uncle Anders! Spookily empty, Ethan! Are you sure the Rams are playing today? It is Tuesday, isn't it? Yeah, but it's only 4:30 in the morning, so there's that,

RCL no. 6432 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-18

Wow... Look at all the injured people sprawled across the street from that twenty-three car pileup! Blood and guts everywhere! GROSS!!! "Hey, Anders... Instead of standing on the curb giving unnecessary play-by-play, why don't you come over here and lend a hand?" I can't lend a hand because I don't have any arms... But, I could lend a foot! Or a penis!

This joke has probably been done before, but I didn't want read all seven pages to see if it had.

Armless Anders by four_legged_tripod 1-21-19

Freeze Anders! What for? Your name is all over the police scanners. You're listed as "armed and dangerous". Really? Okay, maybe just dangerous.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke