This is great!  The competition is so stiff.  So many great entries.  The bigger the better.

Again....("That's what SHE said.")

Inspired by COMIC CUP XIV, Round One, Match Two by brycekain 5-01-10

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name. Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet... WOOOOOOO!! SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!

Don't Ask, Don't Sing Show Tunes Off Key Gawd Dammit!! by brycekain 5-04-10

♫ Oh what a beautiful mooooooorning...! Oh what a beautiful daaaaaaaay...! ♫ Sorry, but you brought this on yourself... What the...?? Don't worry. He was gay.

CTC #3 Sliptwat by brycekain 5-11-10

Thanks for talking to me, Geraldo. I'm currently on my European tour and - Yes yes, how do you feel about TMZ having video of you and a crack whore screwing in a chinese cat box? Wait, what? Oh! I almost forgot the BEST part... Ah fuck. How could you do that to her stinky hoo-hoo, son?

There Once Was a Reverend Named Boinky by brycekain 5-12-10

Reverend Boinky, today is Limerick Day. Can you PLEASE keep your sermon clean? Of course, Sister Mary. In fact, here is what I intend to say: There once was a man from Nantucket... REVEREND!!! No no, my child, it's not what you think... Oh ok. Go on then. There once was a man from Nantucket. Now show me your cunt.

No Wammies! No Wammies! by brycekain 5-21-10

Welcome to "Name That Qu'ote!" Brought to you by the new family friendly Taliban!â„¢ Uh, sir? You know the rules: Each infidel must name the correct quote from the Qu'ran or risk the wrath of Allah! Sir, I was kidnapped at gunpoint in Pakistan. I'm a middle aged, white businessman from America. I don't know anything about the Qu'ran. This brings us to the Sudden Death round! Shit.

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OPC 50: Get to the Back of the Short Bus!

This just in ... North Carolina schools vote to re-segragate their students. Could this be turning back the clock on civil rights? Coming up: Women! They suck at math and laugh at my penis. Why should we keep 'em?

by brycekain, 6-02-10

Ninja, Oh Stealthy Ninja by brycekain 6-17-10

Ninja ... so graceful. So stealthy. Ninja ... no one can hear you coming. Unless you ate chili for lunch. You just queefed from your manhole!!

Another Day in the Life of Yahweh by brycekain 5-23-12

The only reason I married you was because Joseph threw me out! Why don't you make miracles for me anymore? hmmmmm..... Are you finger painting with my blood again? ...virgin, my ass...

Medical Jokes are Funny When You're Not an Orangutan by brycekain 5-23-12

So then the patient says, "If that's your thermometer, where is my pencil?" Why are you not laughing? Never inject botox-flavored coffee into your crotch.

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The Opposite of Progress is Homophobia by brycekain 8-04-12

Ya know what's weird? I just found out that you could fire me in this state if you thought I was gay. Isn't that weird? ARE you gay? Do you want me to be?

WW 79: Things Just Got Real by brycekain 8-04-12

I'm here with the man who has done the unthinkable. Tell me something, sir... You climbed into your sister's vagina, tore out her inbred fetus, cooked it with mayonnaise, and flung it across the English Channel in under 46 seconds. How do you feel about winning the gold in this Olympic event? I thought I was on Fear Factor.

CC 562: Knowing is Half the Bagel by brycekain 8-07-12

I am here to blow up this hospital and all the military infidels inside! Please no! There are women and children in this facility! Not to mention -- Random Fun Fact: The female platypus does not have nipples, but instead secretes milk from two round patches of skin midway along her belly.

Bob Goldstein: Office Bad Ass by brycekain 8-07-12

Wow, Chuck Norris. You have not aged well at all. My name is not Chuck Norris. It's Bob. I'm the new guy. Whatever, Chuck Norris. Why don't you show me some of your kung fu jujitsu moves? Done. What the fuck just happened? I'm also the manager of this joint. I just JEW-jitsu'd your ass out of a job.

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E.R: the Lost Episode by brycekain 8-29-12

How is she, doc? Will my wife live?? It was touch and go for a long time, and I'm very sorry to be the one who has to tell you, but... You'll have to resort to necrophilia from now on.

Missed it by a Super String by brycekain 9-03-12

This looks like a job for SUPER TAMPON! And his trusty side kick Gyno-boy! Why don't we get more pussy? You'd think they'd be lining up to fondle our junk.

They Can't All Be Gems by brycekain 9-03-12

Pardon me, sir. I was wondering if I could ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage? I don't have a daughter. Oh, but you will after I knock up your wife with these gene-washed stem cell flowers. They're the latest thing out of Washington. Fuckin' Obama.

Bipartisan Boinking by brycekain 10-03-12

So let me get this straight. You want me to dip this thermometer in crunchy peanut butter and pickle juice? Then what? Then put it in my heiney... FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! You're a Republican, aren't you? I don't see how that has any relevance.

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It's Not Called a Cookie for Nothin' by brycekain 11-17-12

You're kidding. Nope. Seriously? Yep. So every time my girlfriend fed me a "whisker biscuit"....?? They're not made by Keebler, buddy.

....and I jizz in my pants......

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Here's an oldie but edgy:

RCL no. 786 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-03-06

Hey, Ralph... Hey, Lamar... Uh... Whose blood is that? My wife's... Your WIFE'S? What the heck happened? Let's just say axe blades don't make good tampons!

There. I did an original for this contest. Are you happy now, Ragu??

CC 570: Brilliance and Egg Holes by brycekain 12-06-12

I got it! We can call our band Vaginal Blood Fart! BUCK-AW?? No no, turn back around. I'm about to fondle your egg hole.

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ok, at the request of the judges, i've entered. you have to actually go to the link to see the entry, it's a bit different.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/arbi/548322

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cc:570, volume 1.

Find the edge, and go beyond it, they said. Therefore, my entry will appear below, in the coments section. It is projected to run 1,111 pages, eventually.

by arbi, 12-10-12

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Groovy! - Prop. Turdy by edoggydog 12-10-12

Did you hear Jerry Brown died in a drunk-driving car accident over the weekend? Groovy! The Dallas Cowboys football player, NOT the governor of California... Oh. Fuck.

Days Past by gtc3000 6-29-09

We'll always have Rumschpringe.

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

Oh, Santa

Where's the good half?

by gtc3000, 6-29-09

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

Priest and Clown

Rrrrrrrring... School's out...

by gtc3000, 6-30-09

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

There's No Party Like A Clown School Party

Daybreak... Not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny...

by gtc3000, 7-06-09

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

Slippin' Up on the Kojak

AAAYYYYYEEEE just cut my balls shaving.

by gtc3000, 7-07-09

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

CC XIV by HCRoyall 5-20-10

In the beginning, the Lord said "Let there be social networking on the internet!" and there was MySpace. And the Lord saw that it was good. And the Lord said "Let there be whorish, barely legal teenagers to populate MySpace!" And there were, and the Lord saw that it was good. WOOO! HI!!1!! But MySpace disobeyed the word of the Lord, and he sent among them a terrible curse. [Description] I'm 18, female, 100pounds with huge DDs! Come chat withme!

CC by HCRoyall 8-08-08

With the release of 4th Edition D&D, a lot of things have changed. The upside is that they balanced the classes and races, and simplified the basic play system, thus making it easier for new players to learn. The downside is that playing D&D still leaves my chances of getting laid smaller than mandingo's manhood.

Game Night by HCRoyall 4-30-07

Luke, You've come across a wagon full of goods and a merchant in the middle of nowhere as you ride to catch up with your friends. I'm going to kill him and take his wagon and wares. And if your friends ask where the wagon came from? I tell them the truth. That you killed the merchant and took his stuff? No, that I came across the wagon in the middle of nowhwere.

How Jeepers Creepers should have Ended by HCRoyall 4-09-08

Hey, that guy's stuffing a body in a sewer pipe! We should investigate! Are you nuts? He might kill us too! You're right. Let's get the fuck out of this town.

Don't worry, I won't. by HCRoyall 12-19-11

Oo! Kwanzaa starts the day after Crhistmas; let's celebrate Kwanzaa this year too. All I know about Kwanzaa is that you have to be black, and neither of us quite meets that criteria. Don't tell anyone I said that.