Well, it's been a great contest, and may there be many more Firefly events.
I wasn't sure how to do this, so I'll just give a run down of my favourites, with comments.
Spankling - great, at first I thought you were Satan, then a surprise LadyJ appearnce.
Israphael - the cleverest use of the non-cornholing rule. You made a Spankling/Bill Gates reference which is weird, because I later used it in my Christmas special.
Fuzzyman - I liked the character relations, this might sound weird, but Spankling and Jesus seemed to have a chemistry, I could quite believe they were good friends at some point. I might steal that for a mini-series.
Kaufman - Septic hand was excellently clever and the plague of the first born, superb.
Drexle - you had me masturbating in front of a mirror, thank you.
anyway, now to the point you probably read first:
the winner is.....
Drexle, it was a cohesive plot that made sense and it had an ending. Your lucky though, up until 2 minutes ago I had Fuzzyman as the winner, I had it all typed out and everything, but I just read your entry in time. Having me hang out in a gay-bar? nice way to not suck up! I also liked the Crabby appearances, that was Crabby wasn't it?
So there you go, I hope no-one's dissapointed (especially Fuzzyman), some good entries from the Newbies, I had fun doing this, hope you guys did too.
take it away Drexle...
Dad was flammable | firstname.lastname@example.org