I just took my last exam of the semester.  I need an 82 on this exam to pass and go on to the final semester of my Nursing program.

I am not particularly enthused about this for the following reasons: 

1. the instructor is absolute shit at writing tests and there's almost never any way to accurately tell what the hell she's asking for with any given question


2. She takes forever to post grades, so I'm likely not going to know my fate until late afternoon or early evening


3. If I DON'T pass, I have to repeat it next fall, with the same instructor.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have twelve more weeks until graduation, after which I can test for my nursing license.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I didn't get a satisfactory evaluation by my preceptor, so I now have to take a single class over again and my graduation and RN license are delayed by a year.

On the upside I still qualify for various Tech and assistant positions and I already have an interview for one such job.  At least I can keep my skills sharp.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I just had a dream where I got a pm from a stripper looking for $1.09 for postage for the CD swap, while my brother was watching an extra annoying episode of Friends next door. I had to log on and check no ones done a swap in yrats before I went back to sleep.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm beginning to think I'm never going to get that $1.09 out of you.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Stripcreator's own Gabe Billings recently opened Trapdoor Escape Rooms in Eugene, Oregon.  His business' name is "Two Big Guys With Beards LLC".  I only know this because I'm Reddit-stalking him.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I know that because I've been Facebook-stalking him for years.

choadwarrior wrote:

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I know that because I've been Facebook-stalking him for years.

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I have accepted a job for all the wrong reasons.

choadwarrior wrote:

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I have accepted a job for all the wrong reasons.

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I still exist.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall wrote:

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I still exist.

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HCRoyall wrote:

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I still exist.

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Injokester wrote:

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HCRoyall wrote:

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I still exist.

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Hey man :)

Any luck with your book in the end? Mine's stayed shelved for years now thanks to health issues, I did get stuck into another but realised 60,000 words in there'd be no way to keep the word count low enough to get published, so I've had to scrap it and think about using a different format...

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I had never heard of the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral. Now I have.

Great American Pizza Funeral

And a Happy Ending!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

RIP, Monty Hall

Let's Make a Dead by kaufman 9-30-17

We are reporting live from the funeral of game show host Monty Hall. His long-time announcer, Jay Stewart, is approaching the casket ... And now, per his will, one of the many mourners here has been selected to receive a bequest of $500. Now, Mr. Hall's family is asking her if she wants to keep the money or trade it for what's in the box Jay Stewart is standing next to. TAKE THE BOX! TAKE THE BOX!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Still wrecked after cycle injury, so not had time to do much than work and recuperate my C6.

But... do I go with the UHF gag, or the goat gag, or an Orbital reference? Can't decide... 

*tosses three sided coin*

(probability reduces)

I'll take...

http://bit.ly/2yng5tj !!!

[NB - not malware link - jes_ don't play that way ;-) ]

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Ok, I'm going to blame making my own thread on alcohol and team losing sadness. But while I'm here, let me announce that I am sad I missed a golden opportunity to make comics that only feature my character facing to the left.

What’s up, party people? I have many announcements.
1) Married for 8 years so far
2) 2 kids, ages 5 and 2
3) Now with 100% less gall bladder

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Congratulations on numbers 1 and 2.

How's #3 working out for you?  I had a gallstone a couple of years ago and there was talk of taking the whole thing out, but it didn't happen.  (Yet.)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

evil_d wrote:

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Congratulations on numbers 1 and 2.

How's #3 working out for you?  I had a gallstone a couple of years ago and there was talk of taking the whole thing out, but it didn't happen.  (Yet.)

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evil_d wrote:

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choadwarrior wrote:

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I have accepted a job for all the wrong reasons.

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Congratulations maybe!

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choadwarrior wrote:

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evil_d wrote:

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choadwarrior wrote:

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I have accepted a job for all the wrong reasons.

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Congratulations maybe!

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I will be leaving the wrong job for the right reasons in five weeks.  

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Always a good idea to leave a crap job althiugg I am finding it hard to rxisteasain order to make money I have to hhav some ehat good is 44 quid an hour if yiyocacan even afford ah a phone with decent auto  correct let alone train fare tt work

Ps K Nevern knrekabout your surgery! , big hugs and hhop  it's all go ingoi OK 

I am in hoshospi tomorrow for tests on my ear (gone deaf suddenly  ) send thoughts and cash and prayers to jes esespel cash 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I've been working as a registered nurse in a long-term care facility for children and adolescents for the past four months, I just welcomed my second daughter into the world a couple weeks ago, and my book is being unpublished soon thanks to me joining a small local publishing group. If you guys want to read some okay to good steampunk short stories we have an anthology titled "Steam & Steel: Thirteen Riveting Tales." It's available on Amazon.

 We aren't in the league of Tolkien and Pratchett, but we're pretty darn good for a bunch of nobodies.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.