Round 1

four_legged_tripod vs kevin_keegans_perm

Defeated challengers brycekain and ArtemisStrong have picked the CCs to use for this one, and they are:

A fake CC94 - (21st January 2001, hosted by jools, cancelled because it wasn't an official CC)

CC# 246: You Put The Whore in Horrible - (25th May 2004, hosted by choadwarrior, won by possums)

And the combination of rules is:

I say things like "you put the whore in horrible" or "you put the ass in astrologist" or "you put the fist in fistula" (see below) all the time. Now you must create your own comic using the same device as a punchline.

Also, the comic has to be surreal.

Go!

[Click to view comic: 'Hello!']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

May God have mercy on my soul for this one.

(or may he ensure every last one of you motherfuckers joins me to fry for all eternity).

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup XV - Its a Stretch (if you're 9 years old)']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Four Legged Tripod

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

My vote is for Four Legged Tripod.

KKP made me feel... icky.

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https://www.porternotes.com

FLT was good but my sick, demented mind is giving the nod to KKP!

It was awful, but it was also a head scfratcher and asked a lot of questions about modern line crossing. For that I have to give the nod to...

KKP

I'm voting for four_legged_tripod, but only because I might want to run for office someday.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

If you can't vote for a comic about under age sodomy and wasabi, you probably shouldn't be on Stripcreator. KKP

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Tripod

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Nice to see both entries are going all out on this one. Each one was good but I'm voting FLT

Porternotes

My work here is done

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Kevin Keegan's Perm puts the sperm in Kevin Keegan's Perm!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

four_legged_tripod leads kevin_keegans_perm by 5 to 3. Still everything to play for!

How many left to vote?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Matchbook_Romance, TheGovernor, edoggydogg are still to vote, and UnknownEric, but lets face it that's not going to happen.

Oh, it's 5-4, I missed a Perm vote.

Next round will start tomorrow, I'm waiting on a rule from Matchbook_Romance, otherwise I'll just randomise one.

With that last vote from Artemis Strong, doesn't that make the count 5 to 4 for Mr. Tripod? Or was Mr. Strong not actually voting?

Yeah, it's 5-4.

Round 2

evil_d vs PorterNotes

Neo11 chooses CC 456: Prison Time (27th July 2010, hosted by lukket, won by TheGovernor)

The Random Number Generator (standing in for Matchbook_Romance) chooses CC 332: Crikey! (7th September 2006, hosted by Choadwarrior, won by boloboffin)

Two rules:

Someone should be in prison, about to go to prison, or just been released from prison.

Make a comic featuring or speculating on the ironic demises of famous people.

My submission for round 2:

[Click to view comic: 'Vegan Dad CCXV']

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https://www.porternotes.com

Car accidents are where it's at apparently.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup XV: Slowest pedestrian IN THE WORLD']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I like that phreaky is holding her pants up because she is not wearing a belt. And now I know it's becuase she was in the joint where they take away your belt and shoelaces. It all makes sense now, and for that reason, I vote Porternotes.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Evil D

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

He's not a nice block, in fact, hes a D-ick

EvilD

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Due to the fact that I have no clue who Jeremy Clarkson is...

my vote goes to The Porter!