I'm not a puppy person. I haven't been a puppy person since as long as I can remember. The other day, I was thinking about how almost everybody that I currently know of likes puppies and that I don't. But then I caught myself remembering a place that I hadn't thought of in a while that didn't like puppies just as much as me or at least tried its hardest to be entirely ethical about the subject and be supportive of puppy genocide. A place of love, and peace, and tolerance; and no-limits, all-hands-on-deck, rough, tear-inducing... comic-making. Oooh... yisss... dat comiks m8. I remembered you guys and how much I loved spamming the site with mostly mediocre attempts at trying not to be something that stepped outside of the place with no name on 4chan or you know... for lack of an apt description... a hive of super cancer cells in a creature made of cancer cells... cancer.

So, I've decided that I might enjoy a bit of a ride again on the magic doombuggy of awesomeness that is the stripperzipper 5000, whatever that means.

I've been trying to get back into the groove of things over the past few days and I think I'm back to my mediocre self. I've decided to celebrate that fact by making a long-arse strip series about that guy who played a guy in that movie about a guy and won an award for being good at being the guy who played a guy in that movie about a guy and the untold story of how he came to be the guy who was good at winning awards for being good at being a guy who plays a guy in movies about a guy.

So, without further ado, I present to you the first five strips in the series about the guy... you know that guy that I was talking about? Yeah... that one. Here you go:

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {5}']

Criticism is very much appreciated... especially insults. I love insults. When people call me a faggot I get all warm and tingly inside in a completely non-homosexual way.

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More apples. How do you like 'em?

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {11}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {16}']

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If I couldn't imagine Kevin Cosnter going through this, it wouldn't be as entertaining.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I do so definitely concur with you, good sir. There really is nothing quite like seeing the final moments of the late great Ex-CIA hitman Kevin "The Ripper" Costner being played out in a series of comic strips with exact and precise accuracy. I couldn't imagine his actions in these final moments of his life any other way. It is good to know that I do him justice. R.I.P The Bodyguard (1992-2015).

Moar:

[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {21}'] 

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {26}']

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I rated it "fantasmical".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I appreciate the effort you went to in convincing Brad to code that in so that you could. :D

They're starting to decline in quality in my opinion, but I have a pretty heavy investment in getting the plot out to at least as much as I've already planned which is a fair bit ahead of where I'm at, at the moment... so I'll keep going anyway. Heck, maybe the quality issue is just me:

[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {31}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {35}']

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I'm about 2/5 of the way through. 5 more:

[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {36}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {41}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {46}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {51}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {56}']

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Brace yourselves. It's coming... soon.

[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {61}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {66}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {71}']

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[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {76}']

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Critique?

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I was going to ask what's wrong with you, but then I realized that I don't really need to know what's wrong with you, but I would feel better knowing that there's somebody who knows what's wrong with you.  So, are you, like, seeing a therapist, or anything?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

evil_d wrote:

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I was going to ask what's wrong with you, but then I realized that I don't really need to know what's wrong with you, but I would feel better knowing that there's somebody who knows what's wrong with you.  So, are you, like, seeing a therapist, or anything?

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More of Kevin Costner's super duper whacky adventure:

[Click to view comic: 'Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure! {81}']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll