CC84 calls for a 1984 theme. Requirements:

1. Something about the actual year 1984.

2. A slogan of the form, "[adjective][noun] is [verb]ing you."

3. As Orwellian an atmosphere as you can invoke in three panels.

4. Or a greater number.

5. I'll judge Friday noonish.

6. Geese a' laying

7. Never mind 6.

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What others say about boorite!

I'll volunteer to run the betting pool on who first submits "Red robot is cornholing you."

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Aw, anyone can be first. But the tenth gets free tickets to see the Smoking Manholes open for Kenny G.

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What others say about boorite!

But first...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 84: A Message from Our Sponsors']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC84: It was bound to happen']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'CC 84: 1984--Drexle was 6 years old (Dramatized Reinactment)']

[Click to view comic: 'CC84: Free Love is Costing You']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'The election of 1984']
This is my view of that election.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 84: LA Confidential']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 84: One toy trend...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 84: ...Deserves another.']

This doesn't follow any of the rules. Any way thats my Dad and I'm the baby.

[Click to view comic: 'MY CHILDHOOD']

I skimped on the slogan. Maybe I'll try again.
[Click to view comic: 'This quote seems apropos today']

[Click to view comic: 'Headlines That Don't Make Enough Noise']

[Click to view comic: 'cc84 - Conform, proles!']

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Miyagi watching you']

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

[Click to view comic: 'Even reactionaries need love']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC84: Paula the Precognizant Preschooler']

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crabby actualy looks alot like my dad... but he stoped having babies 16 years ago.

[Click to view comic: 'Running on Empty (Part 1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Running on Empty (part 2)']
[Click to view comic: 'Running on empty (part 3)']
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crabby actualy looks alot like my dad... but he stoped having babies 16 years ago.

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crabby actualy looks alot like my dad... but he stoped having babies 16 years ago.

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Too... many... jokes!
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crabby actualy looks alot like my dad... but he stoped having babies 16 years ago.

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Too... many... jokes!
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"He saw what a mistake the last one was and finally learned his lesson!"

"Woah, your dad had babies? How wide was he dialated?"

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crabby actualy looks alot like my dad... but he stoped having babies 16 years ago.

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I appreciate the sentiment...

jk thanks

Well... It looks like someone's mom got a digital camera to upgrade her porn site.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet