Since the last time I did this, it was a huge success (ha HA), I decided I'd make it into an offshoot contest. The rules are simple, the person who is hosting the contest comes up with a topic for the "World's Worst...", and everyone comes up with the lines. The first contest will be "World's Worst thing to say to a cop who just pulled you over".

Erm, I'll let someone else do the first entry, as you should all know how to do this by now. :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Erm, uh, it'll be judged Sunday at about, like, Noon? If not noon, 10PM.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- "Hi, my name is Osama bin Laden."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I was thinking more along the lines of a comic. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, then, just use your imagination...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

why not a ho-down?

or

a game of props, eh Clive?

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Dad was flammable

Hodown - Not feasable, no music! (Multiple midi files would be a bit... stupid.)

Props - Would be photoshopped. I'm thinking more along the lines of a regular comic. World's Worst is probably one of the best sketches for this.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'worst thing to say to a cop']
I couldn't find a cop, so the blank space is the cop as the drunk guy sees him.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst']

Music, schmusic, we all know the tune and can hum along!

Or do you not remember this?

[Click to view comic: 'Whose Idea Is It Anyway?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'EAT IT FATTY']

[Click to view comic: 'EAT IT FATTY']

quote:

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I couldn't find a cop, so the blank space is the cop as the drunk guy sees him.

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[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say when you've just been pulled over.']

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing To Say To A Cop....']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad things to say to a cop: The 3 levels']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

LOL... Dragon, I know Im new here, but can I help judge? I used to be a cop. Wait, I might not pick the funniest one. But I could definately tell you a few bad ones.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say When Pulled Over By a Cop']

And for contrast....

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say When Pulling Someone Over']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Bad lines for the cops']

[Click to view comic: 'Whats the Worst Thing to Say to A cop.-']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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You forgot, "If not 10PM, whenever the heck I feel like it."

jk

Well, I obviously meant PST.
Sorry, forgot to append that.
It's 9:12 right now.
I loved most of the latter ones, but I have to say the one that brought the closest thing to a smirk amongst this black veil was Big Evil Dan. Well done!

Big Evil Dan, if you wish, you can continue this contest.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Bad things. Yeah. Very bad. Definitely bad.
[Click to view comic: 'Bad Things to Tell the Cop that Pulled You Over']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Um, the contest is over.