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Kitty_Kat
Stripcreator Regular

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Not another legend. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. by Kitty_Kat
12-12-01
Hey, I just heard this urban legend.
Oh boy. I'm going to have to eat some of those pickled horse butts my mom makes.
I heard that there is an evil creature named Tobor who ********s every butt he sees.
So much for plan A.
And...................so make sure you......................
Ah. Much better.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

12-12-01 6:25pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Comic Cup 7.2 - Educating young minds by andydougan
12-12-01
Good morning, Susie. Where are your glasses today?
I've got new contact lenses, Mr Dinove. My daddy says they make me look very pretty.
That's nice. I heard a story about a little boy with contact lenses. He_was_having_dinner with his mummy and daddy, he_choked on a bit of food, and the lenses slipped round behind his eyes...
Daddy, what do "severed", "optic nerves" and "don't worry, it might be apocryphal" mean?
Has that teacher of yours been at it again?

12-12-01 7:08pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Comic Cup VII: The Weakest Strip - Round 2 by wirthling
12-12-01
I should've never had that second helping of Baked New Jersey. What's in that stuff, anyway?
Hmmm. Maybe I shouldn't have substituted Pop Rocks and Coke for almonds and ice cream in this recipe...
Then again, that thing about Pop Rocks and Coke and blowing up is just an urban legend, right?
Oh well. Who wants coffee? It's my own special blend!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

12-12-01 7:09pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Weakest Strip Round 2 by crabby
12-12-01
Hey my dad told me if you spit on a hobo he'll make all your Christmas dreams come true.
Thats an urban legend and you know it you dirty ****. When did your dad tell you that? While you choking his **** down as an after dinner treat!
Screw you Billy! I'm gonna go spit on a hobo so he'll come after you.
The only thing your gonna spit on is your mothers **** before you make dirty incest love to her!
One month later...........
So then the hobo went to Billy's house and slit his throat with a rusty hanger.
Holy ****! I always thought it was just an urban legend about you ****ing your parents you dirty **** licker!

12-12-01 7:53pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Weakest Strip: Round 2 by Jael
12-13-01
Did you hear??? Gabe was found this morning...at the North Pole, with his KIDNEYS removed, bald, and packed in snow!
No way!! How the hell could that have happened?
Flashback.....
Would you like another cup of my special rumby jumby sick and stumbly punch young man?
Sure! Tschis schtuff ish aweshome! My head feels kind of cold though.
Later that night....
I just left him there. The snow will keep him nice and still until someone finds him!
Great work Rudolph! I sure as hell wasn't sure how I was going to get little Kevin Keegan a new kidney AND a perm! I'm so glad you found that site on the Internet. Maybe it's not so useless after all!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

12-13-01 8:24am (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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****, thats what happens when you have a job i guess

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

12-13-01 9:12am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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I heard that Kajun wanted to make a clean break, but I've seen ome posts from him since then, so I'm going to give him a bit more time. We haven't hit the dealine yet, anyway.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-13-01 4:48pm (new)
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Kitty_Kat
Stripcreator Regular

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I wanna see one from Kajun.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

12-13-01 5:50pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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With kitty_kat leaving for a week that only leaves four of us remaining in the TOBOR League.

12-13-01 7:47pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Kitty Kat is leaving for a week?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-13-01 8:14pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Thats what she posted in another thread.

12-13-01 9:06pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Time to vote!

The Firefly has once again affirmed that he has withdrawn from this competition. Therefore, it is time to vote once again!

Who has made a strip of legendary awfulness? Who will walk down to the Hall of Shame, saying "Stripito Ergo Wirthling" ("I strip, therefore I suck.")?

You have 25 hours to vote for The Weakest Strip!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-14-01 6:10am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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KITTY KAT

God that strip was terrible.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

12-14-01 8:55am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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And can i just add that Crabby's strip is easily the funniest thing ive seen him publish in a long time.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

12-14-01 12:01pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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I'm going to have to go with Kevin Keegans Perm here...

...by voting for Kitty_Kat. Had you going there, didn't I, KKP?

12-14-01 1:10pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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I have to concur with the group...Kitty Kat

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

12-14-01 5:05pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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I'm gonna have to go with kitty_kat. That strip was pretty bad.

12-15-01 7:30am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Kitty_Kat, you have created the Weakest Strip! Goodbye!

Hi there! Jeff Probst here filling in for Anne. Kitty_Kat, you’ve been voted out of the tribe. While all the votes aren’t in, there are enough to put you out of our misery.

Since Kitty_Kat is on vacation, I’ll assume that we can’t get a rule from her any time soon. I’ll be back with one shortly. In the meantime, I have to swab my dimples.

For those of you who haven’t sent in a rule yet… what are you waiting for?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-15-01 7:59am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Round 3
Here are your rules:

  • For this next round, your strip should portray a long-lost (and very short) Dr. Seuss book. (That is to say, the strip should be the entire book). The new book is perhaps disturbing and surprising. It can contain Dr. Seuss characters you know, be a sequel to an existing book… or you can make up the entire premise of the book and the characters. As long as it is recognizably Seussian, that is what counts.
  • I’d create more rules for this one, but I don’t want to limit your creativity.

Because of the DNS change and the fact that it is the weekend, you have until 6:00pm ET on Tuesday to submit your strips. That would be about 78 hours. Ready… Set… Go!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-15-01 8:43am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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oh good god!!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

12-15-01 3:00pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Here I'm forced to use Orientals and Africans to represent Middle Eastern people.

Comic Cup 7.3 - Mullah Seuss by andydougan
12-15-01
All Afghanistan is euphoric with glee. The Taliban is gone and the country is free!
Thanks to the warlords, those wonderful guys,
For cutting that evil regime down to size!
But alas and alack! And lackaday too! Those very same warlords cause trouble anew.
There's Massoud and Fahim and Dostum, Abdul,
Every one of these fools wants to rule in Kabul!
They're warring and fighting and battling and stuff. And the Afghani folks have just plain had enough!
Afghanistan's crap. Yes, it has to be said.
So wisely we've fled and head for hell instead.

12-15-01 4:36pm (new)
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Kitty_Kat
Stripcreator Regular

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I'm not leaving until wendsday ****er. and I ha d some good rules too.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

12-16-01 2:36pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Well if you had gotten around to voting I might have thought you were still around. Thems the breaks.

Send your rules along to chris@condon.net and I'll use 'em the next time I'm missing a rule.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-16-01 3:57pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Struggling here.

And leaving on Holiday in the next hour , for 10 days , so unsure of what access i will have to the site.

(Taking a little floppy disk with my UserID/Pass for this site though. I do believe that puts me on the same level of "Colossal Geek" as Mr.Billings).

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

12-17-01 12:11am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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As we get closer to the holidays I'm going to be somewhat more flexible with the deadlines, especially if people tell me that they will have to be away. I'm a mostly reasonable guy.

Because so many people will likely be traveling, I am considering suspending the Cup this holiday weekend and resuming after the new year. Your opinion counts, so let me know -- I will certainly be around to run it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-17-01 4:29am (new)
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