TheElPaso, because cheezfood vestibule hairy yield fornicate.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Bogart, because them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Yeah, but that would take too long. Incidentally, our Weakest Link's resident bitch is Cornelia Francis. Our British readers may be amused to hear that this is the woman who used to play Auntie Morag on Home and Away. She isn't very credible, I must say.

Cornelia

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TheElPaso, because cheezfood vestibule hairy yield fornicate.
Bogart, because them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!

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Oh, I remember her! She had the blind butler type guy, and one episode she moved all the furniture around without telling him, for a bit of a cheap laugh.

Bogart because his name is Tragob spelled backwards.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

TheElPaso because he is not Bogart.

Bogart and ElPaso, your fates hinge on lara7's vote...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Be ascared, be very ascared.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Vote for the El Paso

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

actually, if I voted for Bogart, it'd be a tie, and then it'd be your problem.

But I can safely say The El Paso made a slightly worse strip. but both were pretty awful!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Thank you, yes. I like to believe that is some of my worst work. I actually went back and edited some of it, then hit save and realized it no longer made sense in some areas.

And the sun was in my eyes.

And the keyboard took a bad hop.

TheElPaso, You have made the weakest strip! Goodbye!

But before you go, you have to send a rule for the next round to me at chris@condon.net. Remember, you get to vote for the rest of the rounds, so keep tuning in.

For the rest of you, I will try to keep this status page updated after each round.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Is that sagging dominatrix getting anyone else hot, or is it just me?

God I love running around in cyber-drag!

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Cigar N' Slice

Round 2
It seems that TheElPaso has gone AWOL. If he still cares to submit a rule I may use it at a later time.

I think it will speed things up if everyone e-mails me a rule now (chris@condon.net) so that I have it on file if you get voted off. Please put your stripcreator nickname in the subject line so I can find your rule when the time comes. Thanks!

Meanwhile, it’s time that we got Round 2 started! Since TheElPaso hasn’t submitted a rule, I’ll make one up myself:
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[*]Customer service sucks these days. Create a strip about really bad customer service. This can be true, fanciful, or somewhere in between.
[*]Include a made-up Latin phrase.
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You have 36 hours. Ready… Set… Go!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Comic Cup VII - Latin All the Way to the Bank by BigEvilDan 12-12-01

Stan's Auto Repair. How can I help you? I seem to be having some engine troubles. I need them fixed. You're going to need a whole new graviton generator for the rotor turbines. I'll need to order one from Japan. Should cost about $900, plus labour. You haven't even looked at my car! What makes you think I'm going to pay that much? Cogito ergo dumb. "I think you're an idiot." Well, anyone who uses Latin must know what they're talking about. I'll go get my checkbook.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Bury 'Em Enemy by kaufman 12-12-01

I'm here with Peter Coffin, president of Reston Pete's Funeral Home. Mr. Coffin, how do you respond to complaints about your careless service? Complaints? You surely haven't heard a word from my customers. I dare say they're all perfectly satisfied! A cross? I'm Jewish, for crying out loud! Cheap bastards wouldn't finish the 'B' on my stone. It's Regina I. Bussy. How dare they drag me out every week and make me say, "Moh". Demande crematum, non holum interrum.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Fnerf.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cup 7, Round 2 - Doctor doctor, gimme the news... by DexX 12-13-01

So, doctor... Huh? What did you call me? Doc- Oh! Doctor! Yes, because I'm a doctor! Yeah. Doctor... What? Uh, any idea what's wrong with me? Uh... yeah! Sure! Urm... you are suffering from a nasty disease known as... uh... Sickus Maximus Horribilus. Take one of these pills three times a day! Oooh, pretty coloured pills. Hey, what's with the letter M printed on each one? Oh, that? It stands for "medicine" of course. D'uh...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The Weakest Strip Pedantic League Round 2 by kramer_vs_kramer 12-13-01

Hey you! It says on your card "Satisfaction or your money back." Well, that was the worst blowjob I ever had in my life. But if you look closely at the card, it also says "Fellatio quad erum nuramdum est frottage felche pardonum". Hmm... frottage felche pardonum... Hey! Get back here!

The same old grind? by ladyjdotnet 12-13-01

*******STARBUCKS********COFFEE********** I SAID, take a number. I'm not ready to serve you yet, you prole.  !!  I can't believe how rude they are in there. Nullus actio admitto bastardes contero cafe iste, my friend. What does that mean? Don't let the bastards grind your coffee.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

CC Weakest Strip Pedantic League Round 2 :Mall in the family by lara7 12-13-01

One day at the mall.... Excuse me, Miss? Do you work here? Yeah. What do you want? I'm looking to make my wardrobe more interesting. I want some clothes that aren't so, ya know, typical. Something hip. I don't think this is the right store for a guy like you. You'd do better at "Mr. Blah", or perhaps "Non -threatening Male". Really? I look that clueless about fashion to you? People who shop here are "Carpe Diem" types. You "Carpe Tedium" types should stick with dockers and polo shirts.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Time to vote!

Well, we've waited long enough for Bogart's strip, so I guess he is out. It is time to vote once again!

You have 24 hours to vote for The Weakest Strip!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Big Evil Dan because bayerhund das oder die flipperweld gersput!

lara7 because someone left a cake out in the rain.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

lara7, and if you don't know why, I'm not going to tell you.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III