Damn this was hard. I'm with Gabe on switching to a voting system. We could set up a voting thread and only those people who contributed a comic can vote. (And maybe a rule against voting for yourself, to avoid a 1-1-1-1-1-1 tie.) Just a thought.
I dug everyone's comics and since I like feedback, I'm assuming everyone does. So here it goes:
gabe: An elephant as the little birdy whispering in the ear, cool. Plus one point for the expletive.
bunnerab: That last sentence of the comic is gold. Expect me to steal it many times in the future.
descolada99: we already had dimpled, pregnant and hanging door chad. now you're taking it to the moon for cratered chad. the urgency of the robot cracked me up
DexX: Slayer + Beasty Boys = Comedy. (Plus I kept thinking of the line "I'll stir fry you in my wok.")
wirthling: I totally read the second robot's line in Marvin the Martian's voice.
Bottlerockett: The image of that small robot mating with the elephant brought both terror and laughter to me.
evil_d: that comic was just waiting to be written. I didn't guess where it was going at all. It was a delayed laugh that hit me like a bombshell.
bikity: i was singing along with your comic. (I'm a big dumbo fan.) And the thought of the elephant bouncing was good stuff.
fracture: cannabilism is always funny. (or semi-cannabalism since he's a robot.)
ObiJo: yours sucked ass. why are they afraid of the goat. please don't ever compete again.
Ok, one note about bunnerab's comic. As some of you might have noticed, bunnerab used a character not allowed. I agree with gabe that we shouldn't be too anal retentive. But also I had to consider that the other comic writers could have had more options with new characters as well. So it did affect my scoring somewhat.
Like Gabe, I had a tough time. All of these were good and I'm looking forward to future contests just to read more good comics. 3 comics in particular were neck and neck and neck with each other.
Finally I decided to go with the one that made me laugh the most even after consecutive readings. So the winner is...
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.