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DH-01
Stripcreator Regular

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Dem Damn Rules']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Dem Damn Rules Redux!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Dem Damn Rules EX+a!']

Welcome to THUNDERDOME!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create something funny using the infamous Burma Shave-style rhyming thingie. The following is a perfect example of what I'm lookin' for, but it's not an unbending rule...

[Click to view comic: 'Burma Shave #2: Ode To Man****']

Here are the actual honest-to-Tobor rules.

1) Minimum length for the jingle HAS to be two panels, but there's no max length. If you wanna make a 20-strip epic, go wild.

2) The damn thing has to rhyme to some extent, not neccesarilly a full-strip rhyme (y'know, pass/gas/ass/crass, as shown above). If **** can rhyme, so can you.

3) I either will or will not give extra consideration to any entries making light of sodomy. I haven't decided yet. ^_^

4) The comc does NOT have to end with the Generic Moh Omlo ending. That's up to you... BUT, there does have to be 'Burma Shave' there.

5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my ****ring.

6) Finally, all sales are final.

7) FINALLY finally... I'm actually gonna judge on general humor, not just the Stripcreator Standard. So it's time to stop relying on telescoping robot phalli and rely on your /\/\@|) $|<177z!!! (although, if clever enough, things telescoping penii-related may catch my eye...)

I'm givin' y'all until Midnight EST Wednesday. One week.

Good luck, and good comicking!

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

1-16-02 2:57pm (new)
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xpac
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my ****ring.

sinceyouaskedsonice
[Click to view comic: 'mygirlfriendisinfurs']

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

1-16-02 3:16pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Yknow, like the old ads']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

1-16-02 3:58pm (new)
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DH-01
Stripcreator Regular

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What's your address, xpac?

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

1-16-02 4:12pm (new)
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rev667
Stripcreator Newbie

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[Click to view comic: 'LJ & The Skinny : The Great Sell Out']

western capitalist ***** mongering advert shot!!
i just feel so dirty selling out my strip like this.......

1-16-02 5:04pm (new)
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deucepm
Donut Purveyor

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1-16-02 5:58pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I foresee something truly atrocious being posted here by kaufman before long...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-16-02 7:08pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-16-02 7:58pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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I foresee something truly atrocious being posted here by kaufman before long...
You mean something like ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Hat Trick!']

No, I wouldn't do that.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-16-02 8:01pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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[Click to view comic: 'CC93: Burma Shave Saves']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

1-16-02 8:06pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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1-16-02 9:03pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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[Click to view comic: 'It is DH's Fault - by default']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1-16-02 9:13pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: The sex fiends']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-16-02 11:08pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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[Click to view comic: 'CC93: Community service...']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

1-17-02 12:26am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Poe-etics']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

1-17-02 12:46am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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[Click to view comic: 'Isn't He Glamorous?']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

1-17-02 1:43am (new)
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deucepm
Donut Purveyor

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1-17-02 6:18am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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1-17-02 6:56am (new)
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Jabizo
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I used an actual Burma Shave slogan that I found here to make this entry. Tragically, It didn't help make this strip funny.

[Click to view comic: 'CC93: Yes, this entry is bad.']

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

1-17-02 7:38am (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Add ad']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

1-17-02 1:55pm (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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I'm a newbie, but I thought I'd give it a go. Don't hate me.

[Click to view comic: 'Hey Moh, Hey Moh...']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

1-17-02 2:35pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

[ Posted comic does not exist ]
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-17-02 4:38pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Don't worry KKP. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do a Cowboy Physics gag that hasn't already been entered. For now, you'll have to settle for a regular comic.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Bad Ad']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

1-17-02 6:47pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Don't worry KKP. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do a Cowboy Physics gag that hasn't already been entered. For now, you'll have to settle for a regular comic.

Thanks Dan. Always good to know youre keeping up to your standards!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

1-17-02 7:06pm (new)
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Lordfly
Stripcreator Newbie

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: A poet I ain't.']

Yeah, I'm going to need practice to get my humor skillz up to snuff again :P

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Lordfly http://www.option42.com/ MSN: lordfly1@hotmail.com ICQ: 174581 AIM: JoshEikenberry

1-17-02 7:14pm (new)
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