[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Dem Damn Rules']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Dem Damn Rules Redux!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Dem Damn Rules EX+a!']
Welcome to THUNDERDOME!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create something funny using the infamous Burma Shave-style rhyming thingie. The following is a perfect example of what I'm lookin' for, but it's not an unbending rule...
[Click to view comic: 'Burma Shave #2: Ode To Man****']
Here are the actual honest-to-Tobor rules.
1) Minimum length for the jingle HAS to be two panels, but there's no max length. If you wanna make a 20-strip epic, go wild.
2) The damn thing has to rhyme to some extent, not neccesarilly a full-strip rhyme (y'know, pass/gas/ass/crass, as shown above). If **** can rhyme, so can you.
3) I either will or will not give extra consideration to any entries making light of sodomy. I haven't decided yet. ^_^
4) The comc does NOT have to end with the Generic Moh Omlo ending. That's up to you... BUT, there does have to be 'Burma Shave' there.
5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my ****ring.
6) Finally, all sales are final.
7) FINALLY finally... I'm actually gonna judge on general humor, not just the Stripcreator Standard. So it's time to stop relying on telescoping robot phalli and rely on your /\/\@|) $|<177z!!! (although, if clever enough, things telescoping penii-related may catch my eye...)
I'm givin' y'all until Midnight EST Wednesday. One week.
Good luck, and good comicking!
Needs more sodomy.