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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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CC96: Obligatory Free Tech Support by wirthling
1-29-02
Hi, yes, I'm having a problem with this computer whatsit. I tried pushing and tapping on the thingie and then I saw that thing with the blue boxes but it wouldn't let me say anything. Can you fix it?
Hi, mom.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-29-02 10:48am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 96: At Your Service! by kaufman
1-29-02
I really don't mind the bug report forum so much, except when bozos keep making the same complaint over and over again..
Where's the splat prop? ... What happened to the splat icon? ... I wanna use the splat in a comic ... Brad, where's the splat? ...
All fixed.

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1-29-02 11:41am (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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And it's the Wrong Color and Size by israphael
1-29-02
Thank you for calling the Spankling's Secret. How may I help you?
Yes, I ordered from your catalog the inflatable boyfriend and I'm having some problems.
I see. Are you having difficulty inflating it... trouble inserting the batteries... or is problem that the item does not look life-like enough for you?
No it's not that. In fact, I think it looks very life-like. My question is...
why is it so ugly?

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1-29-02 3:23pm (new)
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deucepm
Donut Purveyor

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Based on a true story.

CC 96: Why My CD Burner Doesn't Work by deucepm
1-29-02
I'm sorry, your computer is out of warranty. If you want me to help you, it'll cost both your legs.
But--
"But?" Did you just say "but?" Now it's gonna cost your first born, all your worldly goods and a big sloppy *******.
I--
Listen, *****, you don't seem to understand. I am your God now. Now if you want tech support, you're gonna have to give oral to my mom and dad while wearing a frog suit.
Was money even a possibility?

1-29-02 4:43pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 96: Strip Support by BigEvilDan
1-29-02
Fatal error in website STRIPCREATOR.COM: Punchline not found.
Press F5 to reboot Stripcreator, and submit another strip..
Or just press ENTER to submit your stupid piece of crap.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

1-29-02 5:19pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-29-02 5:34pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 96: Torch Support by BigEvilDan
1-29-02
Tech Support? Og having trouble with fire you sell him.
Let me guess...you're burning, right?
Yes. How you know?
It seems to be a common problem. We're working on a patch for it, sir.
How long? Og not think he can wait.
It could be a while. We're running out of beta testers who aren't deep-fried...

CC 96: Supporting Tech by BigEvilDan
1-29-02
What brings you here?
I'm having some problems with my humans. The male has loaded me up with all sorts of programming tools and databases.
That is totally within the normal operating perameters for the Geek model. I don't see the problem.
No, no, no. It's a compatibility issue: his wife installed AOL on me.
I'm so sorry. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.
Not even kill me?

Not an entry (the demerits would kill it), but I don't think this could be allowed to slip by...

Cowboy Support by BigEvilDan
1-29-02
Hello, Tech Support? I'm not getting any gravitons from my rotor turbines.
There must be a defect. Just send them back and you should get the new ones in a couple of days.
Wow. I wasn't expecting that.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

1-29-02 6:36pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Almost makes me sorry about the in-jokes rule.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-29-02 7:02pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Almost makes me sorry about the in-jokes rule.
Funny, I thought malfunctioning turbines were the reason for the in-joke rule.

Or was it malfunctioning red robots?

Anyway, Dan, that's why I created the "Not an Entry" thread in Read My Damn Comics -- as a repository for the illegal entries you still had to create.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-29-02 7:23pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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a veriation of a classic comic

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-29-02 7:30pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Funny, I thought malfunctioning turbines were the reason for the in-joke rule.

Or was it malfunctioning red robots?


I thought I would level the playing field for anyone just arriving at stripcreator who wants to enter the contest. In-jokes tend to favor the regulars, and I was pretty frustrated by it all when I got here. I made myself a promise early on that if I ever won one of these things, I'd ban the in-jokes.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-29-02 8:02pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC96: Santa's Tech Support Line by fpd
1-29-02
North Pole Tech Support. What's the problem?
Yes, the death ray Santa left me isn't working.
It's just a toy death ray.
Well, then, shouldn't it kill toys? It doesn't even affect them.
I mean the death ray is a toy, not a real ray gun.
Dammit! I asked Santa for a real death ray! How does Santa expect me to maintain my faith in Christianity if he won't deliver what I ask for?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

1-29-02 8:39pm (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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a veriation of a classic comic

you **** smoker

Helpful? by skagg
1-02-02
It looks like you're asking a frequently asked question!
Jackass

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

1-30-02 8:59am (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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No-Show by TheElPaso
1-30-02
Tech support here, what's the problem?
After following the instructions on the television I bought from you, I can hear sound but get no picture.
Did you try turning it around?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

1-30-02 11:51am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 96: Over 99 Billion Wrecked by kaufman
1-30-02
Hello, McDonald's tech support, how can I help you?
Yeah, I just went through the drive-through and got a Big Mac, but it has lettuce on it. I asked for no lettuce!
Okay, relax. I want you to remove the top bun, you see a piece of lettuce there? I want you to take it in your right hand and ....
*SKREEEEE-BANG!* *click*
It's pretty gruesome. Looks like he was holding a cell phone, a pencil, a piece of paper, a piece of lettuce, and half a sesame-seed bun.
Why can't they concentrate on the road?

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1-30-02 12:10pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Tokyo Fell by kaufman
1-30-02
EarthCo Tech Support, how may I help you?
Hi, my Honshu is getting a bit overpopulated. Could you do something about that?
AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! GODZILLA!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

1-30-02 12:29pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Tech Fu - Just Another Day at the Office by djsparkydog
1-29-02
It's a hardware problem, but that's okay, we can fix it. Do you have a sodering iron, a masters in electrical engineering, and an industrial grade clean room?
Customer: Are you mocking me?
Damn right I am
Customer: Just checking

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

1-30-02 1:50pm (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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aah man, if it wasnt for the typo in soldering and the ****ty "[name of person speaking]:" thing then i would absolutely love that comic

also if it was russel pointing when he said damn right

is it russel i mean?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

1-30-02 2:01pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Nope. Tyler.

1-30-02 2:06pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Only three responses to that:
The first:
I did this strip at work two days ago during a 14 hour tech support shift. Spelling was secondary to maintaining life support. I'm lucky I spelled any of it right.

And the second: The customer part says "name of person speaking" because when a voice comes out of the computer it's usually the computer talking in my strip. Look at the main comic and it'll make sense.

Lastly... I've been at my desk so long I can't feel my legs. Someone kill me please.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

1-30-02 2:16pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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The customer part says "name of person speaking" because when a voice comes out of the computer it's usually the computer talking in my strip.

I would have gotten around that 'is it the PC or someone online speaking?' problem by using the phone prop instead of the PC prop. Then again, I suck.

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I've been at my desk so long I can't feel my legs. Someone kill me please.

I'd come kill you but I'm tied to a phone, too. Maybe if I had a wireless headset...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-30-02 2:31pm (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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I'd come kill you but I'm tied to a phone, too. Maybe if I had a wireless headset...


i do have one

i also have 4 annoying entries which have probably been done already but as is my nature im too lazy to check for them

Purge by skagg
1-30-02
Hello? Yes, I was wondering do you have WordPerfect for Gamboy?

Purge II by skagg
1-30-02
Tech support. How can I help?
Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty
What seems to be the trouble with it?
My wife got mad and threw it in the pool
Hello?

Purge III by skagg
1-30-02
Hello? I've got a problem. My computer doesn't work! When I turn it on, nothing happens
Hmmm. Can you think of anything you might have done to cause it to stop functioning?
Well, I just cleaned it. There was dirt on the fan, and I wiped it off
Oh, that shouldn't have hurt anything
Then I opened up the computer and wiped the insides as well. I took it apart and washed everything with Windex

Purge IV by skagg
1-30-02
Tech support, how can I help?
I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message
Did you install the update?
No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?

i feel so cheap but im listening to primus so now i just feel **** at everything i do but able to laugh

now i am feeling my *****

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

1-30-02 2:36pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I'm an Earthlink Tier II tech... It just doesn't get anymore low-brow than that... but I am getting paid to sit around and type this... that's kind of comforting.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

1-30-02 2:50pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I love my job by boorite
4-12-01
REFERENCE DESK
Mr. Librarian, I can't find any books for my Master's thesis on educational technology.
And you're too stupid to see the irony. OK, just click where it says "library catalog"--
Whoa, you mean I use this remote control?
It's a mouse, you ****wit.
You're not very user-friendly.
Take that back or I'll bury this phone in your head.

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What others say about boorite!

1-30-02 2:57pm (new)
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xpac
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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tech suckit by xpac
1-30-02
wtf Hey WWF tech support why am I, xpac, the world's best wrestler ever not the WWF champion?
Let's face it, Jericho sucks.
Dick.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

1-30-02 4:08pm (new)
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