I'd like to apologise in advance for my rule.

[u]Round 3 - Three Reasons[/u]

I'll be keeping score for this round here. Oh, and try and make the subsequent installments of this story actually funny to make up for this one.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 8 Round 3 Intro - Djinn and tonic']

[u]Round 3, Match 1[/u]

1966: the height of the Cold War. Both sides race to be the first to put a man on the Moon. Dr Ken Kaufman, the eminent US physicist, is assigned the task of faking video foota...er, I mean, perfecting the required technology. But he's reckoned without the cold single-mindedness of the Soviet scientist Virtovic, so zealously devoted to his work that the Party has hewn away his body lest it be a distraction.

Follow up "Djinn and tonic".

The rules:[list]
[*]kramer_vs_kramer: The strip must be about the exciting world of finance. I'm busy poring through lots of dull information about mortgages and I don't see why anyone else should have any fun.
[*]TheBlairZip: Play "Questions", as seen in "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" or "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". Characters are only allowed to speak in questions.
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You suck, kramer.

[Click to view comic: 'Ask Genie Mae']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'When Edward Feetforears Hutton talks, do you listen?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Tough choice... both are excellent, especially considering the difficulty of those rules, but wirthling has an edge, I think.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wirthling Both good entries, Wirthling just topped it.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Wirthling

Both are good strips. But I'll have to give it to Wirthling

Now where's my pony?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

wirthling

wirthling

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Both ARE excellent. wirthling's is a tad more subtle, however. Plus, like O.J. and the Exxon Valdez, there's only so much humor one can stand about Enron.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Well, now that my fate appears sealed, enjoy the outtakes if you care to. I made a couple other strips on the theme before deciding which to enter. 60527 and 60542 if you care to peek. No feedback necessary.

Oh, and wirthling, I suck more. So there!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is it my soul that calls me...and tells me to vote for wirthling?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

wirthling

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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Dad was flammable

Wirthling

KAUFMAN DID AN ENTIRE STRIP WITHOUT A PUN , AND APPARENTLY HAS LOST BECAUSE OF IT. PERHAPS THIS MEANS BITTER EXPERIENCE WILL TEACH HIM THAT HE ONLY WINS WHEN HE CREATES TRULY HORRIFIC PUNS IN HIS COMICS.

Thank fuck , i found my caps lock key again.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Bastard! Now look what you did.

[Click to view comic: 'Buy Request']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

What, you couldn't find a way to work Botswanian Pula into that strip?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I vote for wirthling.

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Winner of Round 3, Match 1: wirthling

[u]Round 3, Match 2[/u]

It's the semi-final of the antiquated dinosaur whose latest incarnation is Miss Stripcreator 2002. And here come this evening's eye candy now! First up, the scintillant Miss Canada, Daniella Bigeville. I can almost smell the teenage semen exploding onto TV screens all over the world. She's followed by Miss United States, Phyllis Mann, or Fizzy to her friends. Hopefully the judges will be able to see past her body hair problem. Who will be facing off against Miss Thailand, Wi Ling, in the final?

Follow up "Ask Genie Mae".

The rules:[list]
[*]crabby: make a strip in the style of a softcore porno. That means NO BUTT SEX, NO EXTREME NUDITY, NO EXCESSIVE CURSING, and NO JIZZ SHOTS! I do encourage LOTS of LIGHT CUDDLING, KISSING, and FOREPLAY.
[*]ladyjdotnet: The following 6 words must all be used in the comic: turtle, insurance, caramel, hosiery, linen, celebration.
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One wish left (or two, depending on how you interpret the last strip)! What more could one want than good looks and financial savvy? Our heroine's going to have to come up with something!

Ah, word rules, always a kick in the teeth.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'CC8.3.2: Be Careful What You Wish For']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'I Dream Of Genie']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I vote for fuzzyman.

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