"Bigger? If it were any bigger it would punch a hole right through the fabric of the Universe!" > "After I rob the bank, wanna go out and get our scrotums stapled?"

The fuzzinator.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

funnyman

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I vote for fuzzyman. I was already laughing at the first panel.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

fuzzyman had me at "crim"

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

fuzzyman!

ARGH! Dell has fucked my sense of humor in the ear! Damn you Dell! Damn you in the ass!

... can I vote for fuzzyman as well? ^_^;;

-DH1
Ow?

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Needs more sodomy.

fuzzyman Fuzzyman FUZZYMAN

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Fuzzyman

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Careful. If you say his name 5 times , he comes through the mirror and rips your head off with a spatula.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Funny Fuzzyman

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Fuzzyman

Gods, DH... I guess we got our sodomy after all.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It aches... but in a slightly fulfilling way. I will learn from this mistake and grow stronger!

-DH1
Ow.

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Needs more sodomy.

Careful. If you say his name 5 times , he comes through the mirror and rips your head off with a spatula.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

In case you haven't noticed...

Winner of Round 1, Match 3: fuzzyman

[u]Round 1, Match 4[/u]

crabby vs fpd

Follow up "Crim de la Crim".

The rule:[list]
[*]Someone must do something really unhygienic.
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Will Brigadier General Hyperbole's unspeakably evil plan go smoothly? Will the gang manage to con untold riches out of their hundreds of conquests? Join us!

Time taken to post comics<=24 hours, if possible.

And if you're one of the four people who hasn't yet voted on fuzzy vs DH, rectify matters, please. 'kyou.

Well, it's been decided, but I vote Fuzzyman anyway, although if I end up drawing with Fuzzyman later on and he wins on past votes, I'll kill myself.

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Dad was flammable

Don't lose any sleep over it. The only round in which you can possibly meet fuzzyman is the final.

Yeah, and there's no chance he'd get that far!

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Dad was flammable

for what its worth da fuzz

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Comics Cup 8 Round 1: Crimming by fpd 2-05-02

You're truly the most astonishingly beautiful and sexually desirable woman a man could ever hope to meet. I know I can fulfill your wildest dreams. My fantasy is for you to eat a Reece's peanut-butter cup that I've smeared into my craphole. That atrociously ugly hag of a beak-nosed bitch wants me to do the grossest thing imaginable. What, in your vast wisdom, do you think I should do? As Confucius always taught, there is no wrong way to eat a Reece's. Brigadier, the Widow Penguin's will shows that she was in debt and penniless. She was a poor, destitute pauper. That unspeakably abominable bitch! She told me she had gazillions of dollars. And she had me do the vilest acts ever! I will savagely kill her a million times for this.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Now that is some fine parody there.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I wish I could write a series like that but I have a short attention spanning the globe, it's the wide world of mice and many times I have been asked why do birds suddenly appeal to the lowest common denial ain't just a little more time and tide wait for nobody knows the trouble comes to those are the breaks my heart in San Francisco treat me with all my short attention span.

Know what I mean?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Has anyone seen my sanity lying around?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

This explains why beating Bazilla was such a struggle.