Dr. Pedantic would probably point out that the animal in question is spelled "wildebeest." Thank goodness I'm not him, though. I hate that guy...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Dr. Pedantic might also note that 'ObiJo' should actually be spelled 'Vile Monkey-Squicking Anal Polyp'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Comic Contest XII: Shall I Compare? by DragonXero 3-17-01

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Nay! Nay I say, now go away! Something troubles thee, this I know. I do not want to, so please go. Then I fare you adeu, unto the day. Your expeil's hanging out, it makes you look gay.

Sorry, I know it's really late, but I figured that since we're not posting the NEW one yet, I'd pitch in!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"...brought life and hope back to the universe. Meanwhile, gabe_satan_billings was being anally raped by a wildebeest."

-Excerpt from the Revised Bible in the year 4931 (After the point was made that the divine being wouldn't make spelling errors. Or, at the very least, would have a divine spell checker.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.