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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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That tryhard "Tony" wannabee catchphrase is a big pile of arse.

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8-31-01 10:07am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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This thread is soooooo TONY.


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PEOPLE I AM CRABBY AND I WANT TO GET TO #1. IVE MADE SEVERAL COMICS CHECK THEM OUT TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND DONT LIKE AND HELP ME GET TO #1.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO HERE IN THE MESSAGE BOARD, OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT: mc_cracker_ntf@hotmail.com

TOGETHER WE CAN ALL ACHIEVE MY OWN PERSONAL GOAL OF GOING TO #1!!!!!

THANK YOU
p.s. I MAKE COMICS FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY COMICS IF YOU DONT THEN GET THE HELL OUT!!!!


Ok. Hold it. Is anyone else in utter disbelief that both of these things came out of the same person? That Tony crack was absolutely fucking brilliant. It's a quote worthy of wirthling or boorite. So what the hell is going on, Dr. Jekyll?

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8-31-01 3:22pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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I can't believe I worte that #1 thing either what the hell was I thinking?

I apologize to anyone who read that and I promise I will never write anything like that again.

I haven't done anything like that in awhile though, I'm new and improved crabby. Like COKE II only I'm actually better than the original

8-31-01 5:17pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Out of curiosity, what is it that finally made you stop being such a dip? This is for posterity, so please, be honest.

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8-31-01 10:52pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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This post by DexX really opened my eyes.

After that I decided I would post better material instead of just trying to be dumb ass.

8-31-01 10:58pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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...and don't I feel like a bastard...

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9-01-01 8:48am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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I wish it were so easy with all newsgroup and forum trolls. Most don't learn. I'm glad you decided it would be more fun to actually communicate. You're actually pretty funny when you behave like a human being.

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9-01-01 11:04am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I have been resisting, but there is no doubt of it now - crabby is no longer a troll, but is now a genuinely funny member of our odd little community. I just thought I should apologise to him for being such a bastard earlier on. A few other regulars tried to help you out, but I was just nasty. Sorry. :(

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9-02-01 10:04am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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I don't think you need to apologize. Everyone "helps" in their own way. People being nice might not help where an honest "look at yourself, you worthless heap of monkey spunk" does the trick.

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9-02-01 2:42pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I still think crabby is a robot. Probably sent here by a race of super-intelligent alien wombats to scout the planet for conquest.

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9-02-01 2:57pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Unlikely - wombats just aren't the global-conquest type. They just like to eat and sleep, and when they do have human contact, they spend most of their time on their backs begging to have their tummies rubbed.

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9-03-01 12:58am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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Is this thread officially the longest?

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9-03-01 2:46am (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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lemme check

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9-03-01 3:47am (new)
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skagg
Comic Overlord

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so far as i can be arsed....yes

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9-03-01 3:47am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Just how far can you be arsed?

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9-03-01 5:08am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Wouldn't you like to know, ducky?

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9-03-01 6:21am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Yes.

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9-04-01 8:21pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I saw a cute little gorilla at the zoo today that I refer to as 'wirthling'. This filthy little monkey displayed his rather ponderous arse to us and proceeded to shit in his hand. Which would have been bad enough. Next he brought it up to his nose for a little sniff, and then went on to start snacking on it. When he got bored with that, he dropped it on the rocks and started playing with it. Unfortunately I couldn't get the camera out fast enough and this was all I got.

I was really hoping he turn around and start flinging it into the crowd. But no luck.

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9-04-01 8:30pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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And while I'm on the subject of the zoo, let me pose a little conundrum for you smart folks. I first saw this when my wife and I visited the zoo a while back, and today had the chance to snap a picture of it.

There's a separate rainforest exhibit in a building off by itself from the rest of the zoo. A good chunk of the first floor is a whole bunch of small glass cages, most of which are a couple of feet wide and deep, and maybe four or five feet tall. They're all completely sealed from top to bottom. They contain rather mundane rainforest creatures; fish, frogs, lizards, etc.

Then we come to this particular tank.

Odd in that the glass partition stops at about the middle of my chest. Had I wanted to I could have stuck my entire arm into the water.

You can only see a couple of them in this pic due to bad lighting (there were about a dozen), but the fish down at the lower right of the tank are piranhas. The nice little plaque nearby says that there are in fact no known human killings attributed to piranhas, just a few nips here and there when people leave their hands or feet dangling off the boat. People living in the Amazon often swim in infested water with no problem.

Fine. Great. So despite what I've seen in the horror movies, they aren't going to skeletonize my arm in three seconds. But should we really take the chance?

I thought maybe they have demonstrations and toss in rabbits or something. But if that were the case, wouldn't they have a little porthole with a lock on it? What's the deal?

Ideas, anyone?

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9-04-01 8:42pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Dude.... It's the Cleveland Zoo. Cleveland believes in giving Darwinism a leg up.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

9-04-01 8:52pm (new)
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mother_billings
Stripcreator Newbie

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I bet if you stuck your face in they'd kiss you. Try it out, boy.

And don't forget to pick up strontium bits on your way home.

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9-04-01 9:28pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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That's not a monkey. It's an ape.

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9-05-01 8:54am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ah, is there anything the Felchmaster cannot felch?

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9-05-01 10:30am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I wonder if Gabe is beginning to regret posting his wedding pictures on his web site...

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9-05-01 10:39am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Had I wanted to I could have stuck my entire arm into the water.

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9-05-01 11:34am (new)
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