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As you're well aware, I haven't been CLEANING UNDER MY FORESKIN. I don't know how the rest of you can mesh GOAT RAPE along with trying to keep up with online communities, but I suck PENIS. It wasn't quite so bad pre-SENTENCING, but since the new addition of MY CELLMATE BUBBA, life has gotten hectic.
My last year of school was pretty CELIBATE. The last three months of school I was doing an internship with Eugene's TRANSVESTITE COMMUNITY. For a while I was working their PENISES, 24 hours on and 48 hours off. In my off time, I was trying to fit A WATERMELON UP MY ASS. So it got tight there near the end.
It is, however, all finished. I FLUNKED OUT OF school this spring and BLEW my certification tests the end of July. I'm now officially a SEX OFFENDER.
I passed A PAINFUL KIDNEY STONE AT Eugene's fire department and I've got a PROSTATE EXAM there tomorrow. Hopefully that will AROUSE ME and I'll get AN ERECTION and start GYRATING AROUND THE OFFICE.
On top of everything else, a bastard friend of mine convinced me to try A LATEX FIST and now I'm addicted.
So I know I'm a bastard for STALKING all of my UNDERAGED NEIGHBORS, but that's how it is.
I actually MASTURBATE TO all of you. Especially that Wirthling guy.
omg lewl
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