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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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Ahhh.. finally. I was in training at my new job all day, but inside I was trying to figure out a theme for this contest. It's alot harder than it looks!

I'm probably going to be banned for winning anymore contests after this one... :) The resutls will be ... interesting I'm sure. Have fun.

The contest will close and be judged Friday at 4pm Eastern.

Here be the rules:
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: Rules - Haiku Time!']

Yes, I am evil. :) Just be thankful I didn't use my first idea. It was worse (think: sing comic dialog to "Camptown Races" :)

good luck all.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

12-31-69 4:00pm (new)
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bobo32
Stripcreator Newbie

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You know I had to do it, right?
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: Whether 'tis nobler...']
You hate me, I know. I'm gonna go cry now.

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

3-21-01 2:34pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Cheese is a wonderful food.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: Terror in the OR']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

3-21-01 7:35pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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3-21-01 8:44pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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3-21-01 11:09pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

3-22-01 12:56am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wirthling... You goat****er. You are a funny, funny man. I bow to your talent. You made me choke on my yogurt.

Gabe

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

3-22-01 4:52am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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lol lol Obi!!!!

yeesh I'm dying over here!

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on line!"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

3-22-01 5:55am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV - Haiku is hard, so there is no speech.']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

3-22-01 6:42am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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man WHY O WHY haiku??? why not something like limericks or simple. Isn't enough I have to use my brain at work all day, but now I have to put it into overdrive to do comix too????!

;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

3-22-01 12:53pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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It might be hard to tell, but every bit of dialogue in here really is haiku...

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: You'll see...']

The Caption Guy said he's quitting if this doesn't win.

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I don't do enough pointless stuff.

3-22-01 2:30pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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The Caption Guy said he's quitting if this doesn't win.

933, +}{4+ \/\/0u|_|) 83 4 5}{4/\/\3...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

3-22-01 2:51pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I showed my wife your comic. She laughed harder than I did.

[Click to view comic: 'Is the Dis Wirthling Contest Over Yet?']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

3-22-01 7:33pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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What you say!? I had to reformat my hard drive and lost all my bookmarks! I even forgot the address to get to my email! Anyway, i missed the last contest, so here's this one.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic contest XIV: All your Haiku are... ****.']

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http://wally.pgbco.com

3-22-01 7:34pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Re: Is the Dis Wirthling Contest Over Yet?

Thank you, sir, may I please have another?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

3-22-01 7:55pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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lol lol Obi!!!!

yeesh I'm dying over here!


Thanks, Jael. I love good feedback! Almost makes up for the death threats and the dead cats people keep leaving on my doorstep.

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I want a divorce; I have found another man; His name's ObiJo.

Gabe's wife and prisoners in the same day?! And my friends told me that cologne I bought at 7-11 wouldn't pay off. Ha.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

3-22-01 8:31pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Thank you, sir, may I please have another?!

[Click to view comic: 'Ask and Ye Shall Receive']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

3-23-01 3:55am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Gabe,

I think you need to make bar charts of the testosterone levels that occur when you and Obi and Wirth are trying to "he-man" each other.

That'd be pretty cool!

Meanwhile, I'm just going to watch while ya'll battle it out!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

3-23-01 6:38am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Have I mentioned that I look just like Russell Crowe? Especially when I wear my gladiator costume...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

3-23-01 10:11am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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blech...now if you had said Matthew McConaughey or Christian Slater, I'd have been all over that line ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

3-23-01 11:56am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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My wife has informed me that I am not allowed to flirt. Especially not with Jael-bait...

My wife thinks I look more like Brad Pitt in "Interview with the Vampire." I think she might have a point if Brad Pitt was 80 lbs. overweight and had a scraggly wanna-beard (also fondly referred to by my wife as my "chin-a-pet")...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

3-23-01 12:17pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Unfortunately, I'm the doppelganger of a young Ed Asner. I do wear this killer cologne, however.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

3-23-01 1:00pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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...and I look homeless.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

3-23-01 1:45pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Jael-bait. Haha! You're silly.

As you can see by this simple chart, my testosterone levels have far surpassed those of wirthless and obi-gyn.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

3-23-01 2:15pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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As you can see by this simple chart, my testosterone levels have far surpassed those of wirthless and obi-gyn.

I object to that chart. Janet Reno is way manlier than Bo & Luke Duke...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

3-23-01 2:27pm (new)
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