Ahhh.. finally. I was in training at my new job all day, but inside I was trying to figure out a theme for this contest. It's alot harder than it looks!

I'm probably going to be banned for winning anymore contests after this one... :) The resutls will be ... interesting I'm sure. Have fun.

The contest will close and be judged Friday at 4pm Eastern.

Here be the rules:
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Yes, I am evil. :) Just be thankful I didn't use my first idea. It was worse (think: sing comic dialog to "Camptown Races" :)

good luck all.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

You know I had to do it, right?
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You hate me, I know. I'm gonna go cry now.

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

Cheese is a wonderful food.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: Terror in the OR']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV:The World's First Haiku Limerick by Twins!']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=10503

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: Sad but true haiku...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wirthling... You goatfucker. You are a funny, funny man. I bow to your talent. You made me choke on my yogurt.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

lol lol Obi!!!!

yeesh I'm dying over here!

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on line!"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV - Haiku is hard, so there is no speech.']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

man WHY O WHY haiku??? why not something like limericks or simple. Isn't enough I have to use my brain at work all day, but now I have to put it into overdrive to do comix too????!

;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

It might be hard to tell, but every bit of dialogue in here really is haiku...

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XIV: You'll see...']

The Caption Guy said he's quitting if this doesn't win.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

933, +}{4+ \/\/0u|_|) 83 4 5}{4/\/\3...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I showed my wife your comic. She laughed harder than I did.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What you say!? I had to reformat my hard drive and lost all my bookmarks! I even forgot the address to get to my email! Anyway, i missed the last contest, so here's this one.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic contest XIV: All your Haiku are... shit.']

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http://wally.pgbco.com

Re: Is the Dis Wirthling Contest Over Yet?

Thank you, sir, may I please have another?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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lol lol Obi!!!!

yeesh I'm dying over here!

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[Click to view comic: 'Ask and Ye Shall Receive']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe,

I think you need to make bar charts of the testosterone levels that occur when you and Obi and Wirth are trying to "he-man" each other.

That'd be pretty cool!

Meanwhile, I'm just going to watch while ya'll battle it out!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Have I mentioned that I look just like Russell Crowe? Especially when I wear my gladiator costume...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

blech...now if you had said Matthew McConaughey or Christian Slater, I'd have been all over that line ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

My wife has informed me that I am not allowed to flirt. Especially not with Jael-bait...

My wife thinks I look more like Brad Pitt in "Interview with the Vampire." I think she might have a point if Brad Pitt was 80 lbs. overweight and had a scraggly wanna-beard (also fondly referred to by my wife as my "chin-a-pet")...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Unfortunately, I'm the doppelganger of a young Ed Asner. I do wear this killer cologne, however.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

...and I look homeless.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jael-bait. Haha! You're silly.

As you can see by this simple chart, my testosterone levels have far surpassed those of wirthless and obi-gyn.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I object to that chart. Janet Reno is way manlier than Bo & Luke Duke...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."