Cool! This win has to move my testosterone level past Siegfried and Roy.
The speed with which gabe was able to create that column graph dropped his testosterone level down to the woody allen range. The big geek. Also, if you look closely at the x axis, you'll notice it's an inverted scale, that is 1/he-manliness. And since gabe led the pack by so much, well, he's a woman. Sorry to out you Madame Ovary, but statistics don't lie.
I'll think of a subject for the next contest sometime tonight.
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.