A long time ago in a galaxy far away, Jesus died for our sins. Today, we celebrate this by eating rabbits. Yum! And then we color eggs and hide them to get rid of the young'uns so sex can be had in privacy. Jesus couldn't be prouder. Except that then he can't find an egg and it stinks up the yard for a month, a week, and a day.

Entries will be judged on Wendesday sometime in the afternoon, although to keep you on your toes, the exact number of picoseconds after 3 won't be revealed.

Oh yeah, if the title and intro paragraph didn't tell you, the entries are to be Easter-related.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I would have spent more time on this, except I don't think I'm likely to win a contest right after judging one.

The egg shape actually comes from http://graphicdesign.tqn.com/library/easter/bleclip1.htm, though I seem to have screwed it up pretty badly.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I wish I could have spent more time on this one, but I think you get the idea...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That picture must have been taken on Noman.

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

The chocolate worked out, but I couldn't get that foil wrapping to turn out the way I wanted it. Oh well...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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What others say about boorite!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I have been successfully ignoring that statement for a couple of days now.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I have been successfully ignoring that statement for a couple of days now.

Come on, come on, bring the straight line...

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

I have been successfully ignoring that statement for a couple of days now.

Come on, come on, bring the straight line...

*sigh*

OK, what is Noman?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I have been successfully ignoring that statement for a couple of days now.

Come on, come on, bring the straight line...

*sigh*

OK, what is Noman?

Fucked if I know.

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What others say about boorite!

I have been successfully ignoring that statement for a couple of days now.

Come on, come on, bring the straight line...

*sigh*

OK, what is Noman?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Happy Easter from Telly Savalas!

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Ha ha!

Now we just need a similar one of Yul Brynner.

You may not have been exposed to them over in Australia, but Brynner appeared in some posthumous (pre-taped) public service announcements, basically saying, "I'm dead. Don't smoke." You may have witnessed references to them on MST3K.

So of course doing Yul up like Telly offers him the opportunity to pun in a speech balloon: "I've dyed."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yeah, we got Yul Brynner's posthumous public service announcements. I almost did Patrick Stewart instead of Telly Savalas. I don't know why I changed my mind...

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Ah, I am dyeing!

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

The one below is NOT mine... repeat, NOT mine... saw it on the web and thought it amusing enough to put here.

Wish I'd thought of it.

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Oh, sure, rain on my parade.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Wirthling's was better.

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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The chocolate worked out, but I couldn't get that foil wrapping to turn out the way I wanted it. Oh well...

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Too late. My self-esteem has been irreparably cornholed.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That's right, the picture of the asses of babies signifies that the contest is over. A nice batch over all, but this time the winner is going to be:

skagg because I laughed at his the most, despite that I don't get it...

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic