That was a present, I'd thank you to know.
Which reminds me: What kind of mother****ing dip**** would pay $300,000 for a piece of **** Sodomizer 5000?
ObiJo - Obi Wan + Joe Schmoe, add cheese, garlic, and a smidge of monkey brain, stir and repeat.
See also: ObiJo
If I knew what taintwrangler meant I'd be totally ****ed right now. Or happy maybe. Hard to tell.
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.