Julie Roberts, aka fishoutofbeer, accepts the award
I have a long list of people I'd like to thank--yes, I see you stick guy, but I may never get this chance again--
I want to thank my employers for providing me with the hardware and internet connection which I selfishly use for my own entertainment
And thanks to everyone involved in my upbringing (you know who you are)--without you I'd never have been this fucked up. Oh, and boorite, you STILL owe me that 10 bucks.
Yes, I did slide in under the wire. I felt guilty but gabe's comment made me realize that ya'll are a bunch of "taintwranglers". Ah, it's good to win.
New Contest Rules:
1. Reference to a character from world literature;
2. Some colloquialism for male or female genitalia;
3. A generic or trademarked drug name;
4. Extra points for relating 1,2, and 3.