No problem. Losing I can handle. I just didn't want you to think I couldn't follow the rules. Which I can.

Unless wirthling made them. In which case it doesn't matter if I follow them or not because he's a poo head.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Like Gabe being a loser requires a vote.

I'll be back to pick a winner (not Gabe) a bit later tonight. I gotta watch the Sopranos and a rented movie that has to be returned tomorrow.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Jesus Cripes, look at all of gabe's strips! Do you really have a job?? OK, well, the asshole is back for one last post, then it's off to pursue life and fine arts degrees. See y'all.

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http://wally.pgbco.com

OK, I decided that the "Gabe can't win" rule was a bit unfair, so, being god and all, I have repealed that rule. But Gabe loses anyway. HAHAHA!

Without further ado, the winner is...

Scyess!

I am one of those geeks who loves to quote Monty Python, so I got a kick out of being skewered like that.

Take it away, Scyess...

P.S. Based on the low participation rate in this contest, I take it that my contest rules sucked. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do NOT pick me as a winner. If you do, I will make the rules suck even worse next time. You have been warned.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Comcis Contest XX: Too late anyway']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'All's fair in drinking and binging']

[Click to view comic: 'And to your last statement I say...']

I think only wirthling can appreciate just how much I must have liked this comic idea to post it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.