OK, I decided that the "Gabe can't win" rule was a bit unfair, so, being god and all, I have repealed that rule. But Gabe loses anyway. HAHAHA!
Without further ado, the winner is...
I am one of those geeks who loves to quote Monty Python, so I got a kick out of being skewered like that.
Take it away, Scyess...
P.S. Based on the low participation rate in this contest, I take it that my contest rules sucked. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do NOT pick me as a winner. If you do, I will make the rules suck even worse next time. You have been warned.
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."