I feel bad for the polyglots who decided to take rule #2 to the extreme. The fact is, though, I can only judge on what I can read, which is Engish (at a 2nd grade level). Those who posted entries I couldn't read except by Babbelfish should've anticipated that. ;>
And yes, I got the bit about the ***** pump. It's the punchline I didn't get. Sorry. 8) (By the way, that number doesn't work.)
As for wirthling... I'm sorry I had no choice but to select you the winner, but who entered the bloody contest in the first place?
"Old" is the old new.