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Here that johnnysokko? Blow it out your arse!

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I feel bad for the polyglots who decided to take rule #2 to the extreme. The fact is, though, I can only judge on what I can read, which is Engish (at a 2nd grade level). Those who posted entries I couldn't read except by Babbelfish should've anticipated that. ;>

And yes, I got the bit about the penis pump. It's the punchline I didn't get. Sorry. 8) (By the way, that number doesn't work.)

As for wirthling... I'm sorry I had no choice but to select you the winner, but who entered the bloody contest in the first place?

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"Old" is the old new.

You got a point there. But you're still a rat bastard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You know what they say: "Stick with what you're good at."

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"Old" is the old new.

And for wirthling, that'd be donkey sodomy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What your mother and I do in private is none of your business.

Nadjuggler.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hey, Jael has a picture on her webpage of a guy in a kilt fucking an inflatable sheep. And I thought I was the only one into that kind of thing.

There's a picture of her with a Vanilla Ice look-alike, too.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What your mother and I do in private is none of your business.

Nadjuggler.

My mother is a saint!

Chimprapist.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yeah, she's the patron saint of donkey sodomy.

Rumpjockey.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ok, all I can think of is 'Oh yeah, well she's gonna be the patron saint of kickin' your ass'. And that's no good. It just doesn't have any zing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Saint Bernard.

Sure, I stole that from Cheers. What of it?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.