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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 22: Nobody likes Mr. Oblivious, either']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

4-16-01 10:22am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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This one was just begging for it:
[Click to view comic: 'The Perfect Marriage']

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obviousby balan
04-16-01

Some dark alley way in New York...

That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.



You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bull****?



What do you mean "bull****"? I ain't gay or nothing.




Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your ****. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?



Desperate?




Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my ****ing misery now.








Them's fighting words.

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4-16-01 11:47am (new)
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balan
Stripcreator Newbie

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Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"!

Scratch that. Set it on "maim."


Don't threaten me with a good time.....

4-16-01 1:07pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Hehehe. We've brought another one into the fold.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-16-01 2:36pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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So I hope you'll accept my entry to the contest (even though I didn't mention the contest in the title!)

Of course I'll accept your comic. All are welcome here.

Now bend over.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-16-01 2:40pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

4-16-01 5:38pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Comic Contest 22 results...

By a unanimous vote of the judges, it has been decided that Gabe Billings is a spoogobbler and loses again!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I never get tired of that part of the judging.

OK, now on to the contest winner...

I could give comments about every strip created, but, as we all know, I'm a lousy *******. Just a couple of comments:

Honorable Mention goes to Scyess for the creation of Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction, who makes a fine addition to the Low Pass family.

Runner Up goes to boorite for getting Dr. Pedantic just right (I checked the usage notes for "enormity" and "aggravating" - he's right) and using the phrase "nuclear wedding tackle." Plus, everybody loves Tobor.

And now, the winner...

Winner of Comic Contest 22 and recipient of a express ticket to Hell goes to DexX!

I liked all of his new one-note characters, especially Boonerism Spird and the Stupid Punchline Elephant. The 2nd panel was especially well conceived, as well. Congratulations, DexX!

DexX, please don't make me regret this by making us do comics about our favorite Australian kids' show host or some other weird southern hemispherean crap...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-16-01 9:30pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I almost forgot something - Honorable Mention goes to bunnerabb, as well, for use of the phrase "ginger-assed goofbag." I don't know why, but I really liked that. Maybe it's because I'm a ginger-assed goofbag...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-16-01 9:34pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to win a contest with a strip that you think is really good. The number of times I have read "What? I won? With that piece of ****? Are you crazy?" is pretty funny.

Thanks wirthling. See you all in the new thread...

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4-17-01 1:52am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"!

Scratch that. Set it on "maim."


Don't threaten me with a good time.....


The Sodomizer is powerless against him!

Bring on the FELLATER!

And poke him with the Comfy Pillows.

....but really, expressing a penchant for being sodomized could make you more popular here than you want to be....

Hilarious "bear" cartoons, BTW.

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What others say about boorite!

4-17-01 7:25am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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(I checked the usage notes for "enormity" and "aggravating" - he's right)

I am Dr. Pedantic.

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What others say about boorite!

4-17-01 7:38am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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I officially announce that forthwith all comics crafted by my measly little paws will be full of sexual inneundo, toilet humor, and big tits.

Test marketing has shown that the majority of choadsmokers in this forum are males and this will go over magnificently. ;)

There will be no unfunny things that require cerebral attention or can be read without being on ritalin or prozac.

Thank you,
jAI

*systems shutdown, auto pilot engaged*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-17-01 8:43am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I officially announce that forthwith all comics crafted by my measly little paws will be full of sexual inneundo, toilet humor, and big tits.

Just how big are we talking?

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-17-01 8:52am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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HUUUUGE...tracts of land.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-17-01 9:02am (new)
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