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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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After much pondering, I thought I would take us back to one of the first interactive online comic experiences - Penny Arcade's The Bench. The rules for this contest are simple - make a bench strip, using characters in the pennyarcade.

Official rules:

1 - Except in the case stated in rules 2 and 3, only characters and props found in the category "pennyarcade" can be used. This includes the empty bench , the big Gabe, and the squirrel on the ground, along with the seated characters.

2 - You may also have blank spaces (no character) and use the two invisible height props from the "props" category.

3 - Optionally, you may use one other character or prop from any category once. This is not a requirement.

4 - The following dialogue, or something very similar, must be used at least once: "Aroused, very aroused."

5 - This contest will be judged in seventy-two hours from the time stamped on this posting.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

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4-17-01 2:28am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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[Click to view comic: 'CC23 - Example']

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4-17-01 2:36am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I've decided to give up on putting effort into winning the contests, and focus more on my favorite pasttime. Dissing wirthling.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 23']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-17-01 8:38am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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[Click to view comic: '23 Degrees of Arousal']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-17-01 9:01am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Rule 4 is in the form of an anagram.

As you can see, I had ****-all for ideas...

[Click to view comic: 'CC23: The worst contest ever']

Ha ha, the squirrel is his pimp. Get it?

G'nite, folks!

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4-17-01 9:41am (new)
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balan
Stripcreator Newbie

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4-17-01 10:14am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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[Click to view comic: 'CC23: The triumphant return of the Sodomizer 5000']
I was gonna mention vegomite to try to get some extra points from you DexX, but then I realized I'd probably just look like a brown-noser so I didn't.

-ObiJo

P.S. You're looking good lately. Lose some weight?

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4-17-01 11:22am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
Dexx just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-17-01 4:20pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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*refraining from launching into "land down under"*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-17-01 7:53pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I met a strange lady,
She made me nervous.
She took me in and gave me breakfast.

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4-17-01 10:30pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest Uh, Something']
Yeah yeah, it's not EXACTLY what you said, but I entered.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

4-17-01 11:05pm (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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"Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-18-01 5:56am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Surfing on a fried-out Gateway
In a ****ed-up forum full of felchmonkey
I met a taintwrangler who made me nervous
He made a robot sodomize us

He said, I come from a land down under
Where we blow goats 'til we chunder

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4-18-01 7:38am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Surfing on a fried-out Gateway
In a ****ed-up forum full of felchmonkey
I met a taintwrangler who made me nervous
He made a robot sodomize us

He said, I come from a land down under
Where we blow goats 'til we chunder


boo: I seriously think you have issues!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-18-01 8:36am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 23: Gabe's Imminent Death']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

4-18-01 8:43am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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boo: I seriously think you have issues!

Naturally! I used to be a the******.

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4-18-01 9:03am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Naturally! I used to be a the******.
Cool, did you ever try trephination? I'd love to have a license that forestalls any legal action against performing that fine art.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

4-18-01 9:28am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I've got a drill. Why don't you come over to my place and I'll practice on you.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

4-18-01 10:33am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

Another satisfied customer.

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4-18-01 12:18pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I've got a drill. Why don't you come over to my place and I'll practice on you.
I would but boorite's picture made me wet myself.

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4-18-01 1:35pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'Caption Contest 10111 - Nuts to originality']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

4-18-01 3:00pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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The time has come to pass judgement...

*dramatic chord*

Gabe - The pink donkey was born to be an assassin. Thank you for leading him to his true vocation.

Jael - I don't get it. So why am I laughing?

Boorite - There is something fundamentally funny about pimp-talking squirrels. Kinda like robotic man**** in that respect.

Balan - Yay, Shakespeare! I could crap on about dichotomies and juxtaposition, but I'll just settle for saying: "Ha! Piss funny!"

ObiJo - Great non-standard format, and very funny.

DragonXero - The idea of rotary-dial phones being sexual because of their holes is just repellant. Naturally I laughed a lot at it.

Descolada - Utilising that "squirrel + obscenity = funny" forumla. Me like.

Wirthling - The amusement value of Lowpass regulars dedicating strip after strip to imaginary mutual-mutilation will never fade. :)

Flux - Lazy, but strangely good.

Dan - Contest crossover! What a horrifying thought!

...and the winner is...

>>> DragonXero <<<

There ya go, you've got the ball, now run with it...

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4-19-01 4:26am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Run with a ball? No! Big guys with pads will hit me... Can I just make another contest??

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4-19-01 4:33am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Wirthling - The amusement value of Lowpass regulars dedicating strip after strip to imaginary mutual-mutilation will never fade. :)

Mine didn't have anything to do with Gabe Billings. I was referring to the "Gabe" character. Oh well...

Gabe Billings, you're going to have to change your name to reduce the confusion around here. Here's a suggestion for a new name: "Bungmunch Billings"

Not too shabby, eh?

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4-19-01 8:15am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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The other Gabe is just a cartoon. I'm a real person. Therefore I get to keep the name and the other 'Gabe' can be called Bungmunch. Or Scruffy McFucklestick. Or whatever.

But my name stays. Or else my mom will cry. Even more than she did when wirthling left her for a goat.

Gabe

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4-19-01 9:13am (new)
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