[tobor]What is this "lube" you speak of?[/tobor]
And then Tobor came and all was good.
Well, except the cornholing.
Tobor doesn't know of "KY".
Oh, a classical reference for you....
Excerpt from The Bumcrammer of Venice by William Shakespeare, Act 1, Scene 5:
TOB - Yea, thy rectum shall take my shaft,
Deeply shall it delve within
Your forbidden rear entrance.
Thy screams are as music to mine ear
And, if music be the food of love,
I, Tobor, shall ******** you.
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