This contest goes out to those pioneers of wacky photo editing, the tabloids. Your job is to create a front page-worthy image that could appear on such fine publications as the Weekly World News.
The rules:
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[*] Use any images you want. This is a pretty wide topic, so I'm not going to waste any time finding some for you.
[*] Every good story needs a headline. You need to either a) submit the photo, and a text caption to represent the headline OR b) do a full mock-up of the front page.
[*] Enter as many times as you wish.
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Unless the goventment's black helicopters come after me, judging will take place on Thursday afternoon.
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