dcomposed is so lame he... uh... limps.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

DragonXero is so metal, they won't let him into airports.

Kajun is so stoned, he always makes the most igneous comics.

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Kaufman is so obscure, his favourite Star Wars character is the third stormtrooper on the left.

bunnerabb is so surly, he yells "Don't tell me what to do, fascist!" at every stop sign.

boorite is so skinny, when it rains he just balances a coaster on his head.

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Teena Brandon is so XY that his girlfriend didn't notice he had breasts and a menstrual period.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

dcomposed is so good that he is really really really good.

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Brad is so Canadian he can actually listen to the Barenaked Ladies.

Andy is so Scottish that wae in ta snif o' ta glonin robble robble.

Dexx is so Australian that he thinks it is winter now.

Bazilla is so Welch that Americans mistake him for grape juice.

Tobor is so Tobor that he is Tobor.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[x] is so [y] that (x - 3)^4y + (1 / (y - x^2)) = 0!!

Ha, ha!

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[x] is so [y] that (x - 3)^4y + (1 / (y - x^2)) = 0!!

Ha, ha!

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nnggggttkt

nose...bleeding!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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Cheese is so Mandelly that (3 * Howie Mandell) - 2/3 cup of melted irish sweet cheese =
[center]Sarah Brewer
3231 E. Lancaster Way
Brunswick, NJ 13298
Please knock, the bell doesn't work.[/center]

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James should have whipped out his goodies and danced a little jig while whistling The Sailor's Hornpipe.

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What others say about boorite!

Funnily enough... (you can't make this shit up)

I was filling out a Kinsey Institute sex survey at the time. There I am reading "How many times in the past three years have you engaged in anal sex with another male? / Were you the insertor ('top')?" and two smiling Mormons come to the door.

I wasn't rude to them, precisely... in the strict sense of the word...

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So how many times? And were you?

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As if you don't know, bitch.

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It was a rhetorical question.

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On a complete tangent here, I was reading about Scientologists last week and, quite frankly, I'm scared that these people exist.

That's not really tangential. I feel the same way about Mormons.

And leprechauns.

And the village of carpet mites in my frontal lobe telling me not to NOT TO shovel them out with a spork. (But I'm starting to believe they're not on my side.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Kevin Kegan's Perm is so gay, it hurts.

This also goes for alot of the people who use this discussion forum.

People like DexX (but not me).

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Kevin Kegan's Perm is so gay, it hurts.

This also goes for alot of the people who use this discussion forum.

People like DexX (but not me).

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Z_E is so gay , he trolls internet noticeboards calling himself "Precious" to pick up men called "Sundat8pm".

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Silence, you strange Partick losers!

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You used to be able to go to the Mormon web site (www.lds.org) and request a free copy be sent to you in the mail. Alas, they want money from you now.

We sent my father-in-law all kinds of fun stuff, including the Book of Mormon, Watchtower Magazine, Catholic Digest, stuff from the Jewish Defense League, and the like. He was probably the only guy in New Hampshire to get an issue of Ebony magazine, ever.

All this for a guy who peppers his everyday speech with words like "kike" and "coon."

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Racist
by Frenzal Rhomb

I get tired of finding out
That what you think is given in the best relationships
Is just a pile of shit.

Well I get tired of finding out
That what you take for granted
Is thrown back into your face.

Sometimes it seems too late to educate
When there's a national debate
On an issue that appears to be so straight-forward
And you say it's alright
But it's not alright, it's not alright.

To ignore is to condone it, if you think about it.
Don't shut up -
You might as well be speaking
At the next One Nation meeting.

And everytime you have a pointless dickhead
Relating another unfunny and ignorant joke based on pigment
You should say,
"That belongs in yesterday."

Start today,
You can say, "It's not OK!"
Don't go along for the ride.
Well, it's not too late for you to say,
When they say that it's alright.
Well, it's not alright, it's not alright

Cause some of my best friends are racist.
Some of my best friends are racist.
I'm not racist,
BUT...

Well I get tired of finding out
That what you take for granted
Is thrown back into your face.
What a fucking waste.

Please don't feed me that old bullshit
Of the whispering of the soul.
You must be dreaming
Cause my soul is screaming,
"Shut up, you reactionary fuck!"

Start today,
You can say that it's not okay.
Don't go along for the ride.
Well, it's not too late for you to say,
When they say that it's alright.
Well, it's not alright, it's not alright

Cause some of my best friends are racist.
Some of my best friends are racist.
Some of my best friends are racist.
Some of my best friends are racist.

My best friends are arseholes.

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The thing Dexx just posted is so long, by the time bunner finishes it his age will have doubled.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

The thing Mr_Jass just posted is so short, by the time Bazilla reads it his age will have doubled.

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