Father's Day is upon us. It is a time to celebrate the man who helped raise us and instill within us those good old-fashioned virtues. The man who imparted his wisdom on life, love, and responsibility to us again and again. The giving and caring male figure who.....wait a minute...

My father was a huge jackass who beat me and left me and my mother without paying us any child support. So FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE EAR!!!

And that's what I want you to do, strippers! I want you to show me your best candidates for the Worst Father of the Year Award! Judging shall take place Monday night at 11pm SCT. Anything goes, so get to it...AND THEN GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND MOW THE LAWN!!!

Sorry...I missed therapy...again...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: Biological father's day']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Kestorkian']

I disqualify myself from this contest. Too busy with gabe's mom.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Dad?']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: Worst. Father. Ever.']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I never thought I'd say this, but...

Goddamn, that was funny dcomposed!

thank you, Drexle.
I did a print screen of that and it is now my screensaver.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Borrowed AND recycled! Beat THAT!

[Click to view comic: 'Wonderous Stories, by Jack Handey']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Excellent strip Namgubed.

Perhaps this is accepted elsewhere but as far as I know it's really really gay.
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[Click to view comic: 'Worst Father possible!']
I was going to do another one, but it seems dcomposed beat me to it,so now it's rather pointless.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: blame it on the kids']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

OK, who's learnt dcomposed's password?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I admit it, I'm really deisel.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I feel faint... dcomposed is on a roll tonight, folks!

there getting worse.
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Batman created by Bob Kane

Whew! Okay, we're back to a normal level of suckitude. All systems are operating at normal capacity once again.

[Click to view comic: 'Police Doubt Fire Was Arson']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I knew it was shit befor I posted it.

I alredy used up a whole year worth of funny today.
and evn then my comics still sucked.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'CC125: post surgery dad (a true story)']

Not only is this a true story, this pretty much happened every week for 7-10 years. Dad didn't really know any better; he wasn't being a jerk- he sincerely thought he'd never told me this joke.

This is what you all can look forward to when your parents start to lose it. Not that I'm bitter, of course...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'CC125: a family legacy']

I am n00b, hear me roar. *rrrrowwrr*

[Click to view comic: 'Wickity Whacked']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: It Builds Character']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: Home Alone VII']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III