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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I bet you've been etching to use that line...

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7-02-02 7:02am (new)
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kaufman
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That would be entilely against Mosaic law.

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7-02-02 7:10am (new)
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DMSO
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Everyone on this site is too enamoured of puns. I think it's time to Turner over a new leaf. If you don't stop soon, I'll call for a Constable.

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7-02-02 7:41am (new)
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flickguy
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I do have to admit, that with all the cornholing robots and graviton-generating cowboys, and monkeyfelching Billings...

Y'all didn't resort to barbs relating to palatte-ulence. (Also known as the 'art' joke.)

So thanks.

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7-02-02 10:25am (new)
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DexX
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I do have to admit, that with all the cornholing robots and graviton-generating cowboys, and monkeyfelching Billings...

Y'all didn't resort to barbs relating to palatte-ulence. (Also known as the 'art' joke.)

So thanks.


I'm actually in my third and final year of a Bachelor o fArts, now you mention it.

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7-02-02 10:40am (new)
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kaufman
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Congratulations on the impending completion of your advanced Degas-ree.

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7-02-02 11:29am (new)
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NeoVid
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Damn, this thread's a day old, and there's already sistene times as many puns as I could think of...

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7-02-02 3:31pm (new)
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NeoVid
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I've been trying to think of more, but it's just too paintful.

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7-02-02 5:35pm (new)
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DMSO
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All this sitting in front of a computer punning is very bad for you. You should all take up a sport; ice Hockney perhaps.

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7-02-02 5:53pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I was sure this thread was the most sickening thing I would ever see. But then I saw a nude DexX sending a star case after case of Colt 45 to get in her pants, and I realized I'd been mistaken. That belief was strengthened when I found out the star was none other than DexX's own mother! (Not that we each haven't admired that whistler's mother from time to time.) Well, at least he's getting over being dumped by Gradma Moses. (Don't take Mautisse-ing seriously, my friend.)

But even that wasn't as disturbing as recent news that Michael Jackson and Jennifer Lopez just had a baby boy together. I wouldn't be that kid for a million dollars! I pity Michael and J-Lo's David. He'll have to visit sistine chapels before he finds one that doesn't have a choir boy his dad chiaroscuroed. That kind of life would be surreal!

If I were little Davey, I think I'd learn da van's shift stick quick, and get away from that negative space. Go van go! And I wouldn't even care where I went! Just so I was Guernica-n't find me!

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7-03-02 1:21am (new)
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flickguy
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Oh... My... Gawd...

That was pure brilliance.

If this were truly a composition, I'd have to vote you as winner.

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7-03-02 6:16am (new)
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kaufman
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Oh... My... Gawd...

That was pure brilliance.

If this were truly a composition, I'd have to vote you as winner.


Yes, it was no doubt The Last Super pun.

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7-03-02 6:49am (new)
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kaufman
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True, but you didn't even mention their secret honeymoon. The pair had secretly gotten married a few years ago during that period when Michael Jackson was infatuated with Jungian psychology. They wanted to book a transatlantic cruise, and travel agents being what they are, they couldn't just charge the couple a standard fare, but rather had to base it on the phase of the moon, the color of the booking agent's eyes, and whatnot; don't even get me started on the travel industry.

Anyway, they started by checking out Ms. Lopez's buttocks on the Mohr scale (used to rate the hardness of minerals), and were shocked to find that JLo's glutei were so firm, they scored somewhere between 9 (corundum) and 10 (diamond) on the Mohr scale. Combine that with Michael's insistence that the couple's cabin be on the left side of the ship, and the honeymooners wound up being charged the port rate of the hardest ass and Jung man.

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7-03-02 7:03am (new)
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NeoVid
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Ouch. That was a pablo blow. I acrylic all over. Now I'll have to go spew in the johns.

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7-03-02 3:03pm (new)
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the_rew
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"That was a pablo blow"

Don't you mean it was Pablo belt?

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7-04-02 3:09am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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[Click to view comic: 'I don't know art, and I don't know sport, but I know puns!']

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7-04-02 8:44am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Dexx , that is undoubtedly the WORST Pun EVER from an Australian.

However , "Michael and J'lo's David" ranks right alongside in terms of sheer volumes of groans.

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7-04-02 11:01am (new)
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flickguy
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Don't listen to him, DexX. He's just jealous that he didn't think of it first. That was a great one.

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7-04-02 1:18pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Groana Lisa?

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7-05-02 4:20am (new)
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kaufman
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Don't listen to him, DexX. He's just jealous that he didn't think of it first. That was a great one.


And he's going to hold his breath till he turns into a blue boy.

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7-05-02 5:57am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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We should put the RMDC forum right down in the cellar, accessible by a long staircase lined with one-way mirrors. That way we could always be ready for them, because we could look over and see a n00b descending a staircase.

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7-05-02 10:20am (new)
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kaufman
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7-05-02 10:53am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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[Click to view comic: 'If there's a comedy Heaven... I'm not going to be let in...']

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7-05-02 11:12am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Dear Kaufman
Dear Dexx.

My son recently suffered from a severe brain aneurysm , brought on by reading puns from this site. Hes not quite dead , but the doctors say hes going to be a vegetable by the time he wakes up.

This should probably improve the quality of his Movie Reviews.

Signed
Mrs Dougan

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7-05-02 11:39am (new)
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kaufman
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Oh no! What was happening when you left?

Venus writhing from the whoppers!


The good news was the attack was mostly 'armless, for afterwards, the tennis star was able to purge the burger's noxious gas from her system. But enough about the burp of Venus ...

A vegetable? At least it's still life.

(Sorry for the rerun, but it seemed especially appropriate.)

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7-05-02 5:54pm (new)
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