Punfest 2? It's odyssey another one. Earlier at God's Way Diner, Isis to wirthling, "They're not really doing a second are they?" And illiad to say was "Arg!" or "Not!" and we'd have centaur stomach contents flying and thought no more of it. (Amen ra or am I right?) But instead he mounts Olympus (my girlfriend) and gives sis a fist! If oedipus-tol, I'd a shot him! But since I didn't, cyclops him on the head and said, "Get your tower of babylon out of Olympus's sphinx-ter, and get your hands off my sister's allysian fields!"
But my girlfriend and sister chimed in and said, "Don't stop him! It feels good! Let him Horus!" I was so startled by this I nearly gilgamesh all over the floor!
So then I got angry and grabbed a Pan from the kitchen. But wirthling just looked at me and laughed. "You couldn't scarub beetle," he said.
Maybe he's right, I thought. So I dropped the pan (the one of God's Way), and went home. I kept my mind off things by listening to Led Zepplin's Zeus-So, and then by trying to learn French. French was easy, and I had learnt three words in no time - Il (he), Et (and) theod (easy at the time, but I forget its meaning now).
I started thinking about those slutty bitches and got angry again. If this was a hundred years ago, they'd throw women like that down a mine or tar and feather them, or at least tie their hands to their side and drench them with golden fleas!
I mean look at Henry the Eigth! He killed tons of wives. People would ask "Where's sire?" and would be told, "Osiris killing another wife." If Henry can kill so many women, why can't I g-agamemnon and then? Or maybe I'd just cut their heart out instead, since I've heard killing someone by gagging takes herculean strength. Maybe I'll storm down to God's way right now and cut Olympus's heart out!
On second thought, I'll wait for her to come home. After all, Homer's where the heart is.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.