The rules for this one are quite simple. SC.com regulars have quite a lot of running gags that we have lots of fun with. I want to to deviate from the cliches and do something... well, wrong.

Include at least one of the following:

- Red robot, but not Tobor.
- Asian girls, but no prostitution.
- Scientist, but no Dr Pedantic.
- Dragon, but no Surly Dragon or Bazilla.
- Wirthling. but no "wirthling sucks".

Apart from requiring one of these, you cannot use any those characters in defiance of these rules. You can't use a non-pedantic scientist to meet the requirements, and then include Tobor, for example.

It's 2:30 Tuesday afternoon over here, 12:30am Tuesday morning SC.com time. I will judge in approximately three and a half days - around 10am-noon Friday, SC.com time.

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[Click to view comic: 'NaE: pud']
[Click to view comic: 'NaE: CONCLUSION!']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 120: My entry...']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'Robot Complex']

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eat pie, and curry too

[Click to view comic: 'CC 130 : Recruiting new employees']

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

[Click to view comic: 'cc 130: The audition']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: No room for Cowboys']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Sad but True']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Not Terribly Shocking']
And an oldie but a goodie:
[Click to view comic: 'A Few too Many']

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"Old" is the old new.

Did somebody say oldies?

[Click to view comic: 'Free Kick']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 130 : Making Sense of the Nonsense']

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

I have no idea why thats so funny.

I mean it is, but I can't explain it.

That's almost as bad as this:

[Click to view comic: 'Anal Reflections']

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'Deaf people singing the national anthem']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Star Spangled Banner always sounds like that to me...

Who writes a song with such a wide range, and then expects drunk sportsfans to sing it properly?

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The music to The Star Spangled Banner was originally a British drinking song that just happened to match Francis Scott Key's poem. Maybe one of you more British-oriented folks can name the original song.

In the meantime, in order to make one comic with every "non cliche" in it, here are two more entries:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Dorm Life']

I had trouble thinking up one for the Asian girl, so I just made this one:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Based on a True Story']

I used Holly instead of Asiangirl2 because -- let's face it, folks, asiangirl2 does not look in the least bit Asian.

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"Old" is the old new.

They're all pink on the inside.

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Dad was flammable

That's why they make them sing it in the first inning. That's also why Take me out to the ballgame (the song that's sung during the 7th inning stretch of baseball games) is nearly monotone.

And, coincidentally, the British drinking song was titled AH GAWG gNAR!!!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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[Click to view comic: 'brain tumors colliding']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Issue 1'][Click to view comic: 'Heist Makes Weist']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Introduction'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Part 1'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Part 2'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Part 3'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Part 4'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Part 5'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Part 6'][Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Knight Life - Conclusion']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Continuation of my dragon theme:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: Puff That Magic']
And another Asian girl:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: British Food']

These rules are delightfully loose; good luck judging all the entries you'll no-doubt get.

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 130: End of cliches']

I thought of this today, before seeing the contest rules.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I can't believe I forgot to specify cowboy physicists in the rules. Oh well...

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