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I always thought "Congressperson" was a generic term for members of either house.

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Bush's latest appointed shit-fer-brains as The Daily Rotten put it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If you didn't read the article Spankling linked to above here is the first paragraph describing the evil bastard Bush just added to his administration.

I used to be an atheist. A hardcore atheist.

Now I know there is a devil, and he is known to humans as George Bush.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I also heard that Bush wants to put Michael Jackson in charge of the Boy Scouts of America and Robert Downey Jr. in charge of the DEA.

This is par for the course. Bush's Secretary of the Interior, Gale Norton, once sued the EPA to overturn clean air standards and has argued for opening up wildlife refuges to oil-drilling and mining for years. Not surprisingly, she is a protege of James Watt, Reagan's notoriously rabid anti-environmentalist Secretary of the Interior.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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If you didn't read the article Spankling linked to above here is the first paragraph describing the evil bastard Bush just added to his administration.

I used to be an atheist. A hardcore atheist.

Now I know there is a devil, and he is known to humans as George Bush.

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Usually I would not have the audacity to disagree with Dr. Kaufman, but this case is an exception. I will concede that Meese was pure evil, but if Ashcroft has his way the bill of rights will cease to exist.

Why are there FBI agents looking pointing guns at me as I type this?

(first they came for the Arabs and you did not protest because you were not an Arab, now they are coming for you...because history does repeat itself)

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Do you recall Meese's blatherings about presumption of guilt? How if people were innocent, they wouldn't have been charged? I don't think Ashcroft's sunk that low ... yet.

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Remember when James Watt said that trees cause more pollution than industry does? Those were the days, my friend! We thought they'd never end! And it turns out they haven't.

Yes, those were the days when I discovered that politics had gone beyond parody. Just one example: George F. Will, supposedly a leading intellectual, wrote that it was hubris for human beings to think that their actions could change the climate! Hubris! Environmentalism then is nothing but playing God! Every Green is guilty of the sin of Pride! Let's forget for a moment that this ignores science to the point where we can call it a flat-out lie. That's nothing new. George's major achievement here was making "let's not pollute" into a Deadly Sin. If you believe in global warming, you are placing Man above God Himself!

AAAAGH, I just had a stroke!

Anyway, Tom Lehrer, the supreme satirist, quit the business in 1974, remarking that in a country that pardoned Nixon, parody is impossible. That was almost 30 years ago.

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I just checked my facts, which I sometimes do AFTER posting, and discovered that my comments about Tom Lehrer are a variation on a legend. Other versions have Lehrer retiring from satire because Nixon got elected or because Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing Cambodia. Truth is, he got tired of it.

The lesson here is NEVER believe anything I write!

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In fact, I'm lying NOW!

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Let's not exempt Clinton. Remember when, in the early days of his first term, he launched a missile attack on Baghdad, invoking our national right to self-defense, because we got wind of a reputed, failed plot to assassinate the ex-President some weeks before? And it turned out there was no evidence? 30-some civilians died in the bombing, including a prominent female poet. Surreal.

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Update on Mr. Kimble:

Today the Washington Post came out with it's local voting guide. As part of his answer to the question why voters should vote for him, Kimble described himself as "a confident heterosexual."

IANMTU.

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Use the Designated Free Speech Area Please!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Anyone who criticizes the President after 9/11 is a terrorist and deserves to have angry ferrets shoved down his pants.

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Amen, brother!

Fucking democrats probably want to just "hug and make up" with the terrorist bastards!

Democrats are pansy fucks who probably think about Republicans when they masturbate!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Pah. They're all the same. Me, I think about Jesse Ventura when I masturbate.

Pah. They're all the same. Me, I think about Jesse Ventura when I masturbate.

I think about Republicans masterbating when I vote.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Remember the reports of Cheney's connection to the 1954 LSD "suicide" of Dr. Frank Olson? The plot thickens.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bah. People shoot themselves fatally through the heart, smash their heads open on the way to the floor, and then shoot themselves fatally through the heart as they lay on the floor ALL THE TIME!!! It's prefectly normal.

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And since you are all on the edge of your seats:

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Precincts reporting: 95 percent
U.S. Congress District 4 Republicans Votes %
John B. Kimble...................................3,222 34
Floyd W. Anderson Jr. ........................3,160 34
Other (2 candidates) .........................2,995 32

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And in case anyone is interested, my "non-partisan" ballot yesterday consisted of two offices, having something to do with elections or education, for which a grand total of about nine candidates were competing. I think next year I won't bother with the primary.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Wish I could vote in DC. The two mayoral front-runners are write-ins! That's because the incumbent fucked up his petition drive and got all kinds of bogus signatures (Kofi Annan, Billy Joel, etc.). Ha ha ha!

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Well Said

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Saddam and Cheney in bed

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet