Number 7:
[Click to view comic: 'Snoop']
Number 7 of 9 (not really):
[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: Ahead Snoop Factor Seven']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Comic #68521:
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

And the patently inferior homonculous:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: One day in Federation Space']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'Chrissy Poo']
68389 becomes:
[Click to view comic: 'Misting Frequencies Open']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Stop the wag']

Loosely based on comic 79999.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'd also like to point out that my total number of comics is currently toll free.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Cogito Ergo Wag']

This one's based on the square root of negative one.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Q) What do engineers use for birth control?
A) Thier personalities.

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Did I give you the impression I enjoy crying?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My very own #41399:
[Click to view comic: 'Meet the Psychic Fern']

Improved by (appropriately) #78347:
[Click to view comic: 'When Psychic Ferns Attack']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Thanks to all that played. The finalists:

Big Evil dan - rewrite of comic 47 - Set Wang to vibrate/CC 132: Who?

fuzzyman - rewrite of Comic 14591 - M5 versus Nomad

itsclark - rewrite of 7 - Ahead Snoop Factor Seven

Namgubed -rewrite of 41399 - When Psychic Ferns Attack

And the winner:
itsclark
[Click to view comic: 'CC 132: Ahead Snoop Factor Seven']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Oh sure, after this competition is over, NOW this paper is published!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."