Matthew seems to having a break, so here you go...
Toad in the hole - as far as I understand it, either a sausage wrapped in pastry and baked, or a sausage dipped in batter and deep-fried. Definitely sausage coated with carbohydrate, anyway.
Spotted **** - a hot sweet pudding with sultanas/raisins in it. Apparently quite yummy.
Wasn't having a break. Just celebrating, and going to a damp squib of a birthday party. But ANYWAY...
Sausage wrapped in pastry and baked = sausage roll.
Sausage dipped in batter and fried = battered sausage.
Multiple sausages in large amount of batter, cut into individual servings = toad in the hole.
All of the above = nasty horrible things.
Spotted **** = eurgh.
MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.