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MatthewEastaugh
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Now now, don't get yer knickers in a twist, you are the one that gave us the choice to insult the british or wirthling so don't complain when we uphold your rules or I'll have to call you a poo faced git or some such thing.
See, traditional British sarcasm doesn't come over very well in text, does it? Darn it. I could use smilies, but I hate the blooming things.

Anyway, I was talking about cats. Do have a sick mind or something, Popey? :P

(Argh.)

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 11:32am (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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Double posting rulez.

(And yes that was sarcasm. How'd that happen anyway?)

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 11:33am (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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Anyway, I was talking about cats. Do have a sick mind or something, Popey? :P

I was talking about cats too, the woman reference was to their owners and yes, Its a sick world and I'm a happy guy. };-)>

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

5-09-01 11:46am (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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A happy guy wearing half a hat, with a squint and a pointy chin. Apparently.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 12:02pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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7-5. :(

I demand a recount. I suck far worse than the Limeys.

Maybe I can still come out ahead in the Electoral College.

If not, maybe we can settle this "mano a monarchy" with a mud wrestling match.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

5-09-01 12:13pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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A happy guy wearing half a hat, with a squint and a pointy chin. Apparently.

yup.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

5-09-01 12:18pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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MUD WRESTLING????

ARRRRGGGGH!

No. Try jam instead, much nicer. Results in half an hour. Vote for Wirthling. NOW.

Or else, I post wrestling pictures.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 12:35pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Try jam instead, much nicer.

What flavor?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

5-09-01 1:09pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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Strawberry. Like in Jammy Dodgers. Mmm.
But preferably with no Wirthling content.

Right, judging then. I have already done this, and just as I was about to click the post button, we had a power cut. Yay. I'm not going to go through all the trouble of writing it all out again tho, so tough. *blows raspberry*

The basic summary of it is this. I had two comics - by Braze and Scyess - that I thought both deserved to win. So there I was, sitting there, weighing up the different comics.. and then I realised that if I chose Braze, you'd all think I was just returning the compliment of him letting me do this one.

So... the winner is...
[Click to view comic: 'CC28 - I'm a big retard and forgot "smitten" in the last one']

Because, dammit, you all hate the British anyway. Congratulations Braze, you might want to consider forcing em to use the penguin this time. And thanks all for not insulting me too hard. Better luck next time Wirthling, seems they actually like you. :-P

Right, I'm off to fly a fighter plane over the white cliffs of Dover while eating toad in the hole with my bad teeth. Tally ho, old chap.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 2:30pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Braze! Can I do the rules for this contest! Please! Pretty, pretty please! With sugar on top! And toad in the hole! I'll do your laundry for a month! I'll dress up like a French maid and clean your house! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-09-01 3:11pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Better luck next time Wirthling, seems they actually like you. :-P

Ha! That's about the funniest thing anyone's ever said here.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-09-01 3:12pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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Nah, y'see, Gabe, you ARE funny. You can win contests. Me, I'm just a sad, lonely, humourless, little man...

*british anthem begins playing in the background*

..never going to amount to much, despite doing well at exams and being quite popular really. But anyway, someone who is crap at comics, yet had the lifelong dream to inflict pain and misery on others through convoluted rules. But no, I could not become the president of the US, I had to be me. Be true to myself.

So I pounced on the opportunity. Yes, maybe I took advantage of the poor, innocent young writer. Maybe I claimed his victory for myself, and made some people annoyed in the process. Heck, maybe I even proved that some people didn't hate Wirthling.

But now, in the end, I have paid it all back. I have given the win back to Braze, who can run freely through the forum, spreading his rules like raindrops on the active fields of your minds. Yes, my friends, I have returned the favour, for that is the British way...

..to be a snivelling, demanding brat until you get what you want, then apologise loads afterwards. Sigh.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 3:24pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I thought you should know, our president has about as much real power as your queen.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

5-09-01 3:38pm (new)
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MatthewEastaugh
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Well, yes, there is that. But he gets interns and stuff, gets to start World War 3, and boss around people too. Can't be bad.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

5-09-01 3:43pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I thought you should know, our president has about as much real power as your queen.

But she gets a crown and Range Rovers.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-09-01 6:14pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I thought you should know, our president has about as much real power as your queen.

But she gets a crown and Range Rovers.


And lasers! Man, was that ever the coolest thing about the year 2000. It was all downhill after that.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

5-09-01 6:30pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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That was it? That was the best you could do? This nickle for six, mutual, ass-kiss society fandango? You are so fired.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

5-09-01 7:39pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I thought you should know, our president has about as much real power as your queen.
All of which is easily verifiable under True Justice.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

5-09-01 8:09pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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That was it? That was the best you could do? This nickle for six, mutual, ass-kiss society fandango? You are so fired.

If Dr. Pedantic wasn't so busy paying for loving down at the Randy Sailor nightclub, he'd remind us that our five-cent piece is actually called a 'nickel'.

But luckily he isn't here.

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

5-10-01 4:26am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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More of a job for Dr. Typo. You smirking ****.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

5-10-01 9:15am (new)
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