Nah, y'see, Gabe, you ARE funny. You can win contests. Me, I'm just a sad, lonely, humourless, little man...
*british anthem begins playing in the background*
..never going to amount to much, despite doing well at exams and being quite popular really. But anyway, someone who is crap at comics, yet had the lifelong dream to inflict pain and misery on others through convoluted rules. But no, I could not become the president of the US, I had to be me. Be true to myself.
So I pounced on the opportunity. Yes, maybe I took advantage of the poor, innocent young writer. Maybe I claimed his victory for myself, and made some people annoyed in the process. Heck, maybe I even proved that some people didn't hate Wirthling.
But now, in the end, I have paid it all back. I have given the win back to Braze, who can run freely through the forum, spreading his rules like raindrops on the active fields of your minds. Yes, my friends, I have returned the favour, for that is the British way...
..to be a snivelling, demanding brat until you get what you want, then apologise loads afterwards. Sigh.
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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.
